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Marco Borriello: Baby Got A Boo Boo


Image via AFP Photo

It’s a horror show situation, Kickettes.

Worse than catching your Outnet sale Louboutins in the cobblestones in Covent Garden, far more heart-breaking than an evil flat-mate leaving an empty, teasing box of Jaffa Cakes in the cupboard. And beyond the pain of forgetting your umbrella at home after spending far too much money on a pre-party salon blow out.

Marco Borriello got a boo-boo. How will we deal?

Thanks A!

Weekend Results: Upsets & Armpits


Parma’s Hernan Crespo demonstrates that ‘oldah’ does not necessarily mean ‘ovah’. Parma lost 2-0 to Fiorentina this weekend. (Getty Images/Zimbio)

While we in no way have an inflated sense of our own self-importance, we really are beginning to suspect that we at Kickette have an influence on cosmic events. Our basis for this theory?

Er… we wrote a post about how much vicarious pleasure we get from footie upsets, and we are supplied with a weekend of them. You buying that? Yep, we know it’s tenuous but we’re hungover, knackered and desperate for good news.

But we’d be derelict in our duty to you if we didn’t attempt to exploit this potentially advantageous cosmic event. So while you read our rockin’ results round up, we’ll spend the next three hours writing poetic tracts about footballers arriving at the Kickette office in various states of undress.

We’ll let you know what happens.


Weekend Results: Good For You?


This was insufficient to inspire Roma to a win. Hard to believe, really, isn’t it? Image: Getty Images/Daylife

Painful injuries, hysterical, uncontrolled celebrations, a dash of emergency thigh massage and some cheeky tongue waggling. A typical night out with the Kickette crew, perhaps ? Well, that’s for us to know and our lawyers to worry about.

Meanwhile, why don’t you join us for our regular Monday roundup of all the exciting European results? Ahem.


High Street Shop: Cristian & Adelina Chivu In Milan


Mr. Chivu looks hella good as a leaning-in-hand-holding hubby, no? We approve.

Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet


Kaka spent the weekend with his son Luca at Copa S.M. el Rey: Trofeo el Corte Ingles horse championship in Madrid.


- Delusion Clothing shared their plans to feature Micah Richards and Joe Hart in an upcoming something-or-other that hopefully involves the Manchester City males’ bare torsos. Kickettes needn’t worry: we will be watching this space closely to share updates on Hart’s “happy trail”.

- Thierry Henry and his girlfriend, Andrea Rajacic, joined Roger Federer’s star-studded quarterfinals box at the US Open. Other guests included Vogue editrix, Anna Wintour and Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. [Image via PacificCoastNews.com.]

- Atletico Madrid saw Real Madrid’s lingerie campaign, and raised the sleeping game with club pajamas.

- Rumour has it that Cheryl Cole texted Coleen Rooney a message of support urging her to “stay strong” during this craptastic time.