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Good Week/Bad Week: Sobriety & Strokable Statues

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Image: Getty Images For H&M.

We know, we know.

So much has been happening in the world of football and we’ve posting items as frequently as, well, as very backasswards neglectful blog posterettes would’ve done.

Funny that.

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Take Your Pick: Treatment Table Totty

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Gimp walkers, fear not. We still have love for you! Image: CHRISTOF STACHE/AFP/GettyImages.

As we head into one of the more exciting parts of the footie season, let’s take a moment to think of the many players who can only sit injured and frustrated on the sidelines.

From Jack Wilshere to Chris Smalling, through Martin Caceres and Julio Baptista, the list of cuties without a presence on the pitch offers plenty to choose from. Naturally, we’re waiting in the wings ready to don our nurse’s uniforms once we get the go ahead, but rehabilitating the injury-cursed back to health can’t be a one-staff show.

There’s more than enough players in plaster needing your tender love and care to go around – some may even comply with your backless hospital gown requests. So who gets your vote for the hottest hurtie on the treatment table?

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Images: Bunte.deInsidethegames.biz.

The Olympics are over. We’re sad to see all the swimmers and divers go, but also excited about returning to our trashy reality TV programmes.

How was last night’s closing ceremony for you, Kickettes?

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New ‘Ballers In Town: Mike Chabala & Aleandro Rosi

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Aleandro Rosi, now of Parma FC. You likey? Images: D&G; Marco Luzzani/Getty Images Europe.

Fans of sexy footy players lining up alongside one another, good news: D.C. United’s (newly crowned hottest 2012 MLS All-Star player by our lurvely readers) Chris Pontius will soon be standing well-chiseled shoulder to well-chiseled shoulder with Mike Chabala, whose trade from Portland Timbers was just announced. Mr Chabala stands at an erect 6’0″, is “good for the gays” says Gay4Soccer.com and has previously been lauded around these parts for his wood chopping talents and environmentally friendly fashion forwardness.

Watch this space and get to know Mike a little better, Kickettes.

Intimately if you can.

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AS Roma: Aquatic Acrobats

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Cheers for the tip, Jo P!

Set to one of the most ear piercingly bad soundtracks on planet Earth, here’s AS Roma’s first team shirtless in a man-made lake. Or something like that.

And here’s more pictures to prove it really happened.

Damn watermarks.