Sooo we should’ve listened to our mums when they told us to pay attention in school and work hard for top marks because ‘you never know where it will get you later on in life.’
Well now we know.
How fast do bubbas grow these days, Kickettes? Is there a new fast-track option for pregnancy we’ve yet to hear about?
Happy Birthday, Xabi baby. 31 looks good on you, as it should after the big year you’ve had. What, with winning the La Liga title, successfully
defending the SNT’s European championship, being one half of footy’s power couple of the year and evolving into the all-time GQMF-ing boss and all.
In a serendipitous moment, WAG and footballer BNO staple, Mahiki in London, also celebrated a birthday on 25 November – six years of hosting champagne toasts with skeevies, skankettes and the players who love both in equal doses.
Truly, what a day it is for celebrations, Kickettes!
Hey, ladies (and gents, if you’re not shy) – can we gab for a second? On the DL-style? Because we have a real serious question.
At what point does all this Spanish brotherly love become creepy instead of cute?
Or, better yet, is there – or will there ever be – a point for you?
We had several discussions at Kickette HQ about our suspicions surrounding this couple’s hook up.
Sadly, we didn’t make all of them public and now can’t say “nyah, nyah told you so.”
A quiet little gossip grossfest has been mounting over in Spain since September, but what was once good for Paris, Kim, etc is no longer good for Olvido Hormigos Carpio and CF Yebenes goalkeeper, Carlos Sanchez.