Sergio Ramos: Flat Cap Fangirling
'Spain' Category
Good Week/Bad Week: We’re Not As Shallow As They Think
Well, obviously we are when it comes to certain things.
Kickette Vocabulary: The Ramos Effect™
*Cheers to Mata for correctly spotting the funny that wasn’t!
Term of the day: The Ramos Effect™
Part of speech: propositional phrase*
Definition: The Ramos Effect™ is a term coined by Kickette scientists to describe the evolutionary response of women and men who suddenly find themselves in the presence of Sergio Ramos. Mild to severe reactions include eyes bugging out from their sockets, hay fever, strained and/or broken necks and laryngitis. As a result of The Ramos Effect™, you’ll want to do every sexual thing possible with said attractive male.
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Midweek Results: Unusual Sightings
A great goalkeeper who’s also useful in a crisis. Oh Joey, as if we didn’t love you enough already.
This post contains some scenes you may find disturbing.
A lot of them involve hair.
Pepe Reina: Product Shill Foul
Under pressure from the Operation Black Vote, Spanish multinational insurance company, Groupama, has pulled its latest advert starring our beloved Pepe Reina from Spanish television.
Via the HuffPo:
“The commercial depicts black people, in a jungle scenario as “stupid, backward, animalistic homosexuals”, according to the UK racial equality group.
However Groupama, which has a subsidiary here in the UK, stated that they do not consider that the advert “contains either offensive nor any discriminatory content”.
In the words of Scooby Do, ruh-roh.
Kickettes, your take on the above clip as well as the Liverpool goalkeeper’s participation?
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