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WTF Files: Our Server

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Having trouble accessing the site? That’s because our server left early to get a good spot at the pub before the Chelsea/Manchester United match and after Frankenstorm hit.

Apparently we’ve been getting excessive hits from certain IP addresses which melted down some doohickey or other and thus, Kickette is on a semi-martini break. We suspect the excessive hits are coming from those looking for hot photos of Iker Casillas, or possibly those seeking an update with regards to our Finest Five vacancy. Alas, we can only provide one of those things at the mo.

A fascinating question as brought to us by a lovely reader: Does the sexification of Iker Casillas from the eyebrows down in the photo above outweigh the severe and devastating levels of fugliness from his eyebrows up? Take your time, it truly is not an easy answer.

Photo Call: Xabi Alonso For Emidio Tucci

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Image: Hoymujer.es.

There’s only one reason to go to a press conference, and it sure ain’t for the news.

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International Results: Mixed Blessings

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He came, he scored, they went bonkers. Image: Stu Forster/Getty Images Europe.

Rarely relevant, factually incorrect but always pretty.

Welcome to Monday at Kickette, peeps!

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Good Week/Bad Week: Health & Safety Update

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It can only get better from here on in, surely?

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Haircut Homies: Mesut Ozil & Sergio Ramos

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Images: Alex Grimm/Bongarts/Getty Images, tumblr.

Ten days ago, Sergio Ramos demonstrated support of team-mate Mesut Ozil by wearing the maligned midfielder’s jersey underneath his own in the second half of Madrid’s game vs. Deportivo. This has been seized upon by the press as a gesture of defiance to Jose Mourinho, but they obviously missed the Kickette Scientific Research Institute’s paper last year, which discussed the propensity of close partners to share one another’s clothes and mimic their look.

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