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But that hair? It’s just wrong.
And highly uncalled for.
If only we could see into the future, Kickettes.
Not only might the terrifying vision of what we’re going to look like in ten years if we carry on living like this scare us into the odd early night, but we could totally figure out where we’re going to leave our shoes at the weekend.
How did you celebrate the international break? Jumpy claps? Piggy back racing? Provocative hair mussing? Or just simply perving at any hint of manflesh that may or may not have manifested itself?
We had a crack at all of them. With varying degrees of success, it must be said.
If you found yourself wondering why in the hell would Sergio Ramos be tweeting links to the song “Heaven” by Bryan Adams before going to bed last night, wonder no more.
Take it away Google Translate!
Time to go to sleep. Tomorrow match against Saudi. I leave this topic of Bryan Adams dedicated to a very special person. Good night.
Note the emphasis, Kickettes.
The Ramos™ and 80s music. It’s what we’ve always dreamed of, and now it’s come to life. As a guessing game nightmare.
There were a billion international friendly fixtures last night. Literally a whole billion. Give or take.
We’ve covered a few of the major highlights for you here, but if we’ve missed your boys out, please accept our apologies. As you can imagine, it took a while to count the games after we ran out of fingers.