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Olivier Giroud: How To Cope With A ‘He Stinks’ Brand Of Hot

There comes a time when reality gets territorial over your shameful lust for a particular ‘baller. In a universe made up of constant media coverage, diamante-clad hissy fits and skanks that lay in wait, somethings bound to give.

But when its his professional skillz that start to slip, the effects on your libido-ettes can be devastating. Truly.

A shortlist of suggestions for working through the differences that stand in the way of you and your current object of affection – which is one of the numerous services we aim to regularly provide for our beloved readers.

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The Friday Fit: Sergio Ramos For Men’s Health, Again

Uh, Leo who? Image: Menshealth.es.

Now this is what we call fantasy football, ay caramba.

Step by step pictorial chronicling how Sergio takes his shirt off is also a sight to behold, fellow excessive droolers.

Not that we’re complaining or anything, but gosh, we feel so unworthy of this yumminess today. But whatever. What the world giveth, we taketh.

Pose Off: Sergio Ramos vs Leo Messi

Sergio Ramos flexing in the above promo for the November issue of Men’s Health Espana or Leo Messi’s khaki craze for something or other. Who wins?

Well, to paraphrase Brooks of Yahoo’s Dirty Tackle writes, a ‘baller modelling clothes pales in comparison to a ‘baller modelling bulgey briefs. Thus, we gotta give this no contest to Sergio Ramos.

Betcha didn’t see that one coming.

The Friday Fit: Carlos Bocanegra, Racing Santander

Since he withheld his abs from us earlier in the week, it’s time for us to enjoy his biceps.

Another Day, Another Myth to Debunk: Is Cristiano Sexting Melissa Satta?

We most definitely have all been there with the C-Ron crush at some point in our footy fandom – but Melissa Satta? Now that’s a new one.

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