This morning’s footy left us with much to be desired, so here we are. Barely pissed on a Saturday, with something to offer everyone interested in the lucky bish having naked sleepovers at casa de Ramos™.
'The Finest Five' Category
Whether it’s product shilling, exposing torsos for our perving pleasure or whispering sweet nothings in our ears, American footballers have been versatile contributors to the Cosmo Bachelor of the Year pantheon. None more so than the abs-olutely decadent Lance Parker, who we are thrilled to learn has been nominated as this year’s hottest unattached male from Oklahoma.
Oh, and Melissa is the proud new owner of a 1.8 carat, F colour Damiani solitaire. You read that right: Kevin-Prince liked it so much he put a modestly sized ring on it. K-PB was recently promoted to the F5 by yours truly, a decision we’re beginning to regret in light of Mr B’s lacklustre ring buying skillz.
Congrats to the happily nude couple!
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