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Sergio Ramos & Pilar Rubio: Keep Calm & Hate-Read On

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This morning’s footy left us with much to be desired, so here we are. Barely pissed on a Saturday, with something to offer everyone interested in the lucky bish having naked sleepovers at casa de Ramos™.

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Lance Parker: Cosmo’s Oklahoma Bachelor Of The Year 2012

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Whether it’s product shilling, exposing torsos for our perving pleasure or whispering sweet nothings in our ears, American footballers have been versatile contributors to the Cosmo Bachelor of the Year pantheon. None more so than the abs-olutely decadent Lance Parker, who we are thrilled to learn has been nominated as this year’s hottest unattached male from Oklahoma.

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Kevin-Prince Boateng & Melissa Satta Cover Vanity Fair, Announce Their Engagement

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They’re hot, in love and sans various articles of clothing in the September issue of Vanity Fair Italia.

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Congrats to the happily nude couple!

Photo Call: Melissa Satta, At Milan Fashion Week, In Casual Clothes

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Sergio Ramos: Sofa King Hot Or Not?

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True or false, Kickettes: jorts notwithstanding, that love seat’s ugly upholstery doesn’t stand a chance against El Ramos’ metrosexual prowess. Image via Handbagfootball.