Crowing over a broken man. Leave that stuff to the experts, Neven Subotic. We have it covered. Image: CHRISTOF STACHE/AFP/Getty Images.
It would suit our work/relaxation ratio much better if league-changing events were restricted to the weekend.
Sadly, it seems that no one cares about this apart from us.
Image: Sky Sports News.
Daniele De Rossi has a yellow and black tattoo that looks like a caution sign on his right calf. It’s either fake or real.
The tattoo, not his right calf.
On Friday we started a new diet that only allowed us gin and tonics for 48 hours straight.
All in all, it was the first diet we ever seriously stuck to and as a result, we lost two whole days!
Setting the tone for things to come, how opportunistically great is this Kickette Army soldier girl’s epic photobomb?
In this week’s instalment of our new favourite footie show, Chris Cohen challenges comedian Jim Smallman and powerboat racer Sarah Donohue to guess which pretties we featured on our revamped Finest Five list.
You should watch:
- Chris’s beautiful declaration of undying love for Frank Lampard (1:07)
- Jim’s blatant attempt to win our favour by correctly pointing out that “the Kickette readers are definite, massive football fans” (4.16)
We’re growing increasingly fond of that Jim Smallman, y’know. He’s smooth.