'The Finest Five' Category
We can’t deny – we were quite the lushes this weekend.
With our gluttony on a roll, we give you Carles Puyol’s thigh(s). This may or may not resemble your brain on drugs, but just go with it. It’s the best we can offer you at this time.
- We read Samuel Eto’o's words as ‘wealthy’ instead of ‘healthy’. But that probably says more about us than him.
Thnx @esanchez6 for the tip!
Remember that time, way back when, where we charted Skankocity’s course? That was loads of laughs, right?
Well, there’s finally something better. One that didn’t require us lifting a fancy finger to create.
In honour of Carlos Bocanegra’s 100th cap with the USMNT – which he earned last night versus Slovenia – US Soccer has put us and our charts to shame with their aptly-titled Bocagraphic.
Sure it’s got tons of distracting words in all caps mixed with flashy colours, but you need to rise above that, Kickettes, and appreciate this for what it is: 2.5MB of downloadable Boca Burger art.
Have fun clicking/zooming/screen-grabbing the ‘Goals by Body Part’ section, limb by limb. We sure as hell did.
There was a time when we thought our love for you was unconditional. That the beauty you exuded from your pretty face to your perfectly formed tippy-toes was sufficient to overcome any negative feelings we might have about your personal decisions and/or conduct during work-based arguments.
But then you started dropping hints that the perfection we rely on to get us through the
night day might be causing you some anguish.