Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
Setting the tone for things to come, how opportunistically great is this Kickette Army soldier girl’s epic photobomb?
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Franck Ribéry & Karim Benzema’s Prostitute Debuts Her Own Line Of Lingerie
Image: Lexpress.fr.
Today’s fashion and design news – presented in order of our excitement levels.
Meh: The French prostitute at the centre of the French NT scandal involving Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema debuted her own line of lingerie at Paris Couture Fashion Week today.
Things Are Getting Interesting: Zahia Dehar’s lookbook was shot by none other than Karl Lagerfeld himself, which is a vast improvement from her Ed Hardy days.
Sh*t Just Got Real: It’s Girl Scout cookie season and we just placed our annual orders for Samoas and Thin Mints.
‘Baller Soap Operas: Kevin-Prince Boateng & Melissa Satta
Image: Leo Pix.
We’ve come across some potentially juicy stuff relating to the new coupling of Kevin-Prince Boateng and Melissa Satta, most of which you’ll want to read and judge for yourselves.
There’s both facts and falsehoods to sift through here, so a bulleted list it is.
Good Week/Bad Week: Girlfriends, Grooves & Green Gilets
Titi is in London this weekend for the unveiling of his Arsenal commemorative statue. We can only hope the sculptor wasn’t obliged to replicate his shoes n’gilet combo. We’d prefer not to have to look at that for the next 100 years. Image: PacificCoastNews.com.
In a week where the whole of Manchester was thrown out of Europe’s elite competition, we admirably restrained our ‘inner mean girl‘ while you lot let rip on Shakira’s new ‘do and Yoann Gourcuff reappeared on our radar, you may well ask what could possibly be left for us to report on?
Plenty, as you’ll soon see…
Fulham FC: (Not So) Smart Phones
What? Did I say something wrong? Frederik Fetterlein ponders the very real possibility of not be invited into any more dressing rooms in the near future. Image: tjektv.dk
What happens in the club/pavement outside/back of the cab/someone else’s expensive hotel room, stays in those select places. That’s the rule at Kickette HQ and for the sake of maintaining appearances that bear no resemblance to our true selves, it will stay that way.
Until we’re subpoenaed, obviously.
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