Abigail Clancy: Red Rider
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A Message To Abigail Clancy
Dear Abi,
We’re not sure if these heinous rumours are true, but if they are, we do know one thing:
Visiting a prostitute while you are engaged to the eye-watering hotness that is yourself is the behaviour of someone in receipt of a comprehensive and highly successful frontal lobotomy.
But let’s not focus on the negative. Indeed, we won’t be offering our condolences to you; we will offer ourselves instead.
Here are five reasons why you should forget about Peter and go out with us instead.
‘Baller Soap Operas: Landon Donovan, USA
Just a day after his team was dismissed by Ghana from the World Cup, American Grant Wahl of Sports Illustrated has reported that a British tabloid had plans to feature a rather juicy story. Apparently a woman is claiming to be pregnant with Donovan’s child. Landy has exclusively addressed said “imminent” story by saying he would assume responsibility if the child were his, but did not divulge any other details.
Let’s rewind a few hours previous, when Donovan was blowing kisses to his wife, Bianca Kajlich.
(So what if they have been legally separated for a year now? Why would LD’s lovechild be that saucy of a story?) (And how could that be bigger news that his use of propecia?)
Perhaps, it’s a big story because, Kajlich and Donovan were working on saving their marriage. How, then, did the former L.A. Galaxy captain get to this point?
WAG Watch: Wear Cheryl Tweedy’s Face
In case you can’t get enough of her Girls Aloud eyelashes, or L’Oreal hair styilng products (for her extensions, which are coming back to the telly), now you can wear Cheryl’s face as well!
‘Tis a tad “can you hear the lambs screaming, Clarice”, no?
While the gossip is about fellow X Factor judge, Simon Cowell, asking contestants to call Cheryl Cole her maiden name – Tweedy – we’re more intent with understanding the need for white-eyed paper faces.
Cheryl Cole: One Seven-Figure Step At A Time
Image via Celebrity-Gossip.net/Flynet.
Since we’ve been rather consumed with debating the accuracy of these Cheryl Cole love-making/piss off, would ya?! faces, we almost missed the opportunity to offer our divorce payout congratulations. She’ll reportedly receive a $6.8 million settlement once her marriage to Ashley Cole is dissolved sometime this August.
Good news, yes? It means Cheryl can finally afford to ditch the velvet trousers and hire man servants to carry her around. In your face, wobbling down Parisian hotel steps!
PS – did you RSVP to her divorce party yet?
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