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Sergio Ramos: Turning A Blind Eye To His Hidden Hip Dips

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Yup, we pulled a whiplash inducing double-take at the Mourinho doppelgänger to Sergio’s left, too.

Ask us to tell you about the Davis Cup and we can’t. What we can speak with authority on is Sergio Ramos, stereotypes and tucked-in salmon button shirts.

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Photo Call: Decisions, Decisions

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Image: Getty Images.

A classic Kickette quandary for you. Where do you fix your eyes first when simultaneously confronted with a Xabi Alonso groin tweak and a lycra clad slice of unidentified bottom booty?

Carles has gone with the booty for now. Do you beg to differ?

 

Luis Figo: Still Hot, Regardless Of Headgear?

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Image: Jasper Juinen/Getty Images.

Here’s Portuguese legend and Kickette fantasy boink buddy Luis Figo at the Estadio da Luz on November 15th. He received a UEFA award for playing in more than 100 international games. Part of his prize pack was this hat.

Still hot? Or would removal and burning be a ‘pre-match’ contractual obligation for you?

The Sizzle Query: Mandatory Triple Challenge, Managers Edition

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Image: Inter Leaning Tumblr.

This photo of England NT manager, Fabio Capello, in his prime has reinvigorated our playful sides.

That’s right, it’s MTC time!

First, please read the rules. Then review your options:

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Ben Olsen: Sad But Studly On The Sidelines

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Image Credit: Ben Keller / dcunited.com.

You know an MLS game is a thriller when even we are compelled to find an illegal live feed of the action.

DC United MLS manager hotAlthough it’s not much of a consolation prize for a large and vocal pool of American soccer fans, but here’s a gratuitous shot of D.C. United’s youngish manager, Ben Olsen. While he was ruing his team’s postseason-ending loss last night, we were kicking ourselves for not discovering this cutie patootie sooner.

But there’s always next year, right DCU supporting Kickettes?