‘Who, me?’ The reality of being identified as a Level 1 Hottie hits home for Olivier when five hundred rampant Tetu readers (plus a couple of well-informed Kickette staffers) turn up and request unsolicited snuggles. Cheers to @Philby1976 for the tip!
We thought we had the inside track on controversial decisions involving the relative hotness of French players. Luckily, Olivier Giroud has just been voted ‘Sexiest Player Of The Year’ in French mag Tetu, which takes the heat off us while we pretend the Finest Five list isn’t in need of an update for at least another three months.
Yup, we pulled a whiplash inducing double-take at the Mourinho doppelgänger to Sergio’s left, too.
Ask us to tell you about the Davis Cup and we can’t. What we can speak with authority on is Sergio Ramos, stereotypes and tucked-in salmon button shirts.
Image: Getty Images.
A classic Kickette quandary for you. Where do you fix your eyes first when simultaneously confronted with a Xabi Alonso groin tweak and a lycra clad slice of unidentified bottom booty?
Carles has gone with the booty for now. Do you beg to differ?
Image: Jasper Juinen/Getty Images.
Here’s Portuguese legend and Kickette fantasy boink buddy Luis Figo at the Estadio da Luz on November 15th. He received a UEFA award for playing in more than 100 international games. Part of his prize pack was this hat.
Still hot? Or would removal and burning be a ‘pre-match’ contractual obligation for you?
This photo of England NT manager, Fabio Capello, in his prime has reinvigorated our playful sides.
That’s right, it’s MTC time!
First, please read the rules. Then review your options: