Ladies (and some gentlemen) of the Kickette Hottie Spotting Jury, we have a matter of the utmost importance to present to you today.
No, we’re not asking you to help us find our house keys. We’re talking about the man above: Mr. Ciaran Clark.
It really is time, Kickettes. We were only lazily threatening to move to Cougar Town/Pumaville/Lioness Manor/Cat Corner after images of young Javier ‘Chicharito’ Hernandez emerged. As we all know, after several cupcakes, an ill-advised outing to a club and protracted negotiations with an officer of the law we felt we had re-established our ‘bishes about town’ status.
Simple Q&A as a fun exercise for our enthusiastic, extroverted bunch of footy aficionados: which state of undress suits Casillas best?
A) Shirtless, because an Iker hip dip sighting of this caliber is rarer than seeing Halley’s Comet
C) Unsure, because the thought of Sara Carbonero’s freshly-cut bangs sharing sink and mirror space with the aforementioned man once they move in together has sent your brain into a downward spiral and you’re unable to make an accurate judgment at this time.
Well, now isn’t this a bit of a dilemma, Kickettes? After careful examination of the above photograph, we have reached the controversial conclusion that we possibly might find Tobias Schweinsteiger (left), brother of Bayern Munich babe Bastian (right), marginally hotter than his sibling.