'The Sizzle Query' Category

Tyler Ruthven: Would You?

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We aren’t sure if we could cope with his eyebrows in between waxing appointments, but Mr. Ruthven has his fans out there. We know this because they continue to spam our inboxes with urgent requests for the Kickette Army to review and rate the Red Bulls defender.

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New ‘Ballers In Town: Mike Chabala & Aleandro Rosi

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Aleandro Rosi, now of Parma FC. You likey? Images: D&G; Marco Luzzani/Getty Images Europe.

Fans of sexy footy players lining up alongside one another, good news: D.C. United’s (newly crowned hottest 2012 MLS All-Star player by our lurvely readers) Chris Pontius will soon be standing well-chiseled shoulder to well-chiseled shoulder with Mike Chabala, whose trade from Portland Timbers was just announced. Mr Chabala stands at an erect 6’0″, is “good for the gays” says Gay4Soccer.com and has previously been lauded around these parts for his wood chopping talents and environmentally friendly fashion forwardness.

Watch this space and get to know Mike a little better, Kickettes.

Intimately if you can.

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Ex-Pal Pose Off: Xabi Alonso & Steven Gerrard vs David Beckham & Iker Casillas

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Which pair of former starting XI teammates pulls off the “reunited and it looks so good” mood best: old Liverpool partners-on-field, Xabi Alonso & Steven Gerrard, or Becksillas (of Real-ly Hot Madrid fame)?

Now, on to more important issues. Like when did David Beckham’s forehead totally give up on fighting the early signs of premature aging? It’s making us uncomfortable. And a little curious.

Many thanks in advance to those who respond to our sizzle query request. We eagerly await your consult while we pout in the judgment corner.

The Sizzle Query: Álvaro Arbeloa

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Recently, one of our Facebook mates posited a complex query to us, one that requires several parts imagination and one part explanation:

“Dear Kickette(s), what do you think of Álvaro Arbeloa?”

Shall we?

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Take A Shirtless Bow: 2012 MLS All-Star Hottie Poll Results Are In

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Drumroll please. The hottest 2012 MLS All-Star ‘baller not named Beckham, as voted on by you, dear readers, is…

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