1. Why is Wes Brown sucking his finger and looking longingly at Michael Carrick?
2. Patrice Evra’s junk. We can see it.
Nothing more to add, really, except that dressing room photos filled with happy, champagne-fueled footballers taking their clothes off make life worth living.
In fact, they don’t even need champagne. It’s more about the not wearing clothes part. See: Chelsea.
Link: More nekkid Man Utd dressing room photos at The Mirror.
This would be the time to spam the comments with your favourite dressing room photos, Kickettes. We know there are some classics out there. (You can’t post images directly in the comments, but typing a straight link to an image will work.)
Which Spurs player is doing his best to further the denim-over-large-thighs cause?
Your options from last Friday at Chigwell include Michael Dawson, Ledley King and Robbie Keane.
We like Ledley’s satchel and hoodie, Keano’s tongue and Michael’s… bulge.
What? We’re only pointing out the obvious.
Previously unmatched in the sleek and stylishly adorable category, we fear that Kaka’s aesthetic appeal is fading – and fast.
If worn right, we are fans of messy hair, but this fringe just screams “Middle School dance”. It looks like Kaka’s turtleneck ate his neck and has his face as its next target. And the smoking jacket/sweater? Meant for a 90-year-old with a pipe on a porch.
We tried to brush this faux-paus off as a one-time deal, but seriously: how did we go from this to the present moment? Perhaps loving Cristiano taxes the fashion/style nerves.
Do tell: how does the Brazilian talent rate for you? We still love, but our worry-flags are flying high.
We were too distracted by his excellent tuxedo last week to comment on the hair, but it was duly noted.
We know you saw it too: Dimitar Berbatov kicked the Count Chocula to the kerb. Perhaps he read our post on hairbands and ‘ballers. Perhaps he grew tired of the constant widow’s peak references. Perhaps, he just wanted to feel the wind in his hair, unencumbered by styling shape or form.
Of course, we love Dimi so much that it’s really irrelevant what he does to his hair, but we feel like this new ‘doo is a tad too average for The Berba. It’s not showcasing his uniqueness as it should be. Your thoughts?
Can you ID the defender in this old-arse school photo?
We’re not giving any hints away just yet, but this second photo makes it a little bit easier. (Just look for the biggest geek.) We’ll reveal tomorrow, though we suspect he’ll be outted by an eagle-eyed reader pretty quickly.