Drumroll please. The hottest 2012 MLS All-Star ‘baller not named Beckham, as voted on by you, dear readers, is…
'The Sizzle Query' Category
Arsenal are currently touring and hot tubbing in Asia for preseason. Image: AP Photo/Lai Seng Sin.
The quest to determine the hottest ‘baller not named Beckham in the MLS is a long and treacherous one, filled with much analysis of thunder thighs, large wage packets and appropriate hair gel usage. Our honourable journey has caused a massive debate amongst our devotees, and now even the players want in.
Side note: see what the lull between competitive NT football and domestic season football does to us? We’re reduced to invalids whose limbs go numb every time we’re forced to type words and formulate original thoughts.
UPDATE 1: These pics are old, as @SianMacalarny pointed out to us. Whatever. They’re still glorious. UPDATE 2: These pics crashed our servers (so maybe they’re new to others as well), but we’re good as gold now. If problems persist for you, drop us a line.
Beware: really, wowser-y, X-rated photos are safely tucked away in this photo gallery if you’re so inclined.
Also: this explicit video (on a NSFW site) of the new Arsenal footballer (hubba hubba oh right!) is like a thousand Christmas mornings.