Beckham aside (‘cos that’d be just too easy), who’s the best-looking MLS All-Star player? Is it classic Californian Dan Kennedy, wavy-haired Graham Zusi, steel-jawed Jay DeMerit, ab-tastic Heath Pearce, 2010 Cosmo bachelor Chris Pontius, bizarre fashion advisor Aurélien Collin or the perpetually-stylish Thierry Henry?
Rather than use our usual lengthy algorithms that take pitch prowess, chin dimples and astrology into consideration, we’ve gone old school and simply created a photo gallery of players who we believe will truly make this year’s All Star game a more beautiful thing.
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What’s Wojciech upset about? Has he just realised that he will spend the next season dressed in pink, despite protesting in the most vociferous manner possible when the idea was mooted last time around?
Or is he just entering into the spirit of things now his colleagues have gone all emo for their new away shirt? To be fair, none of them look happy about it.
We’ll look forward to that one with interest. But in the meantime, it may surprise you to learn that pink n’purple are not the most shocking colours to appear on a kit release this week.
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Image via Joleon Lescott’s Twitter.
Given the contents of this photo, all we can focus on is Joe Hart’s serious case of the scrunchy toes.
Well, not entirely all.
Jerome Boateng in Miami or Frank Lampard in Las Vegas.
Which shirtless ‘baller on break do you fancy, Kickettes?
Images: SoundersFC.com.
Used to be a Seattle Sounders fetus, but now he’s growed up. Hot, no?
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