'The Thigh-Off' Category

The Thursday Thigh Off: Luis v Jermaine

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Who gets the popular vote this week? Will it be Luis Garcia (Atl

The Thursday Thigh Off: Nando v Carlos

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Here’s the first in a long line of TTTO contenders: Liverpool’s Fernando Torres v Fulham’s Carlos Bocanegra. 

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Nando lost out in the challenge previously, but we’re thinking he’ll make for serious competition against the lesser known but equally blessed Boca, who we’ve favoured in the past. Nando does have freckles, though.

It’s a toughie, and it’s your call.  Who comes out on top?

Side note: Although the photographic quest to seek out out the quad kings amongst us has been somewhat thwarted by the unsportsmanlike use of base layers/biker shorts under football kits, we all must remain positive and fight the good fight.

On that note, don’t hesitate to drop us a line/pic with the ballers you want to see.

Tuesday Thighs: Cristiano Ronaldo

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Kickettes, we’re thinking it’s time to bring back the Tuesday Thigh Off competition, yes?

The TTO: Smudger Takes Round Three

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Another week (give or take 14 days), another victor in the Tuesday Thigh Off competition

Round three goes to Man U’s Alan Smith who soundly beat out the divine Mark Gonzalez and our new entry on the Finest Five list, Dijbril Cisse

(Cisse just has that sumpthin’ – who else can rock a red suit macho?  No one.  No one but the Cisse.  Sorry Thierry, we had a good run, no hard feelings mate, but you’re off the list.  And Cristiano, watch yourself, you’re on the verge of a price drop, dearest. )

But let us not take away from the victorious victor, here to celebrate his victory and our need for a thesaurus.

Congrats Smudger, nice work. 

Good luck in the semis though dear, we think you’re going to need it.

Link: The Tuesday Thigh Off Round One
Link: The Tuesday Thigh Off Round Two

The TTO: Round Three Nominations

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How many rounds of the Tuesday Thigh Off will we have?  We’re thinking several thousand, at least. So many ballers, so many thighs…

Here’s a recap before we address the round three noms:

Round one: Frank Lampard
Round two: Steven Gerrard

Who will be crowned king of the thighs this week, Alan Smith, Mark Gonzalez or Dijbril Cisse? 

As always, post your thoughts, comments, words of wisdom and votes in the comments.

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