Welcome to another Thursday Thigh Off.
On a day that isn’t Thursday.
Perhaps the time may have come for us to take on a thigh-specific expert willing to work tirelessly into the night uploading photos of quadriceps to our server without a single cocktail break. But that’s probably illegal under the employment act.
Anyhoo, let’s enjoy our pre-weekend West Ham competition between Matthew Upson and Lucas Neill.
We’re late. We’re sorry. We’ll keep this short and sweet and let the thighs do the talking, yes?
Get your passports ready, we’re off to Roma! READ MORE
We know there are other players at Liverpool FC. We know they have worthy thighs, many of which we’ve admired in the past. But we couldn’t help ourselves. Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres are just too thigh-gifted not to put up in competition against each other. We feel no shame in making this call.
Let’s get to judging.
Feeling judgmental? We sure hope so.
This week, the Thursday Thigh Off (brought to you on a Friday. Ahem.) is heading to Spain, where we’ll be investigating the talents of two Real Madrid staple items from our lust files: Sergio Ramos and Fabio Cannavaro.
Two class defenders. One is a well-recognized legend, the other, a legend in his own mind. And ours too.
Let’s get stuck in, shall we?
What’s a Newcastle-themed Thursday Thigh Off worth without these two golden oldies? Soz Smudger and Mikey O, you’ll have to wait until next time. READ MORE