Another week, another battle of the physically superior. You know you want in.
Click through to examine the evidence for this week’s competition.
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The human body is truly a beautiful thing. Indeed, the thigh, a perfect and magnificent gift from Iker to mankind, has been a long-running muse to society.
It has inspired our most popular films (Thightanic, 1997; Thigh Fidelity, 2000) and our favourite songs (Thigh of the Tiger, 1982; I Believe I Can Thigh, 1996). Even Shakespeare wrote that one play, cherished by literature buffs and chavs alike, Romeo and Thigh.
But this week, dear readers, these mighty baller legs of glory instill in us something different: These thighs inspire shock, speechlessness, and a distressing loss of motor skill; These thighs inspire a minor existential crisis…
Who are we? What was life before the thigh? We’ll let the thighs do the talking, because we’ve forgotten how to and have been reduced to bad pun and general flailing.
eg: What’s 2 + 2?
Answer: Thigh. Thigh thigh thigh.
Now onto the lads.
images via Reuters, PA Wire
Who gets your vote for the King of Quads this week, Kickettes?
Congratulations to last week’s winner, Bojan Krkic, who beat Raul Albiol by a sinew. Congrats, baby Bojan!