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- Bump-Watch: Joe and Carly Cole Pick Up The Pram
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- Weekend Results: Not. Good.
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Category: The Weekly Fit
The Midweek Mmm: Paolo Maldini, Hot Hall of Famer
Seriously – how does this man do it? Whatever his secret is, he should really consider bottling it in elixir form and hawking it at Sephora.
The Tuesday Torso: Marco Borriello, AC Milan
Marco’s indicating how many times he’s had sex since finding out he was called up to play for the Azzurri. Like we need him to count them for us. Pull-ease.
The Monday Mmm: Alexandre Pato
Pato is obviously in pain. Don’t you dare gawk from afar; run to offer immediate bum-rubbing assistance. We’ll wait.
The Midweek Mmm: Sergio Ramos
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If Sergio Ramos stripped off after a game and threw his sweaty shorts at us, would we react like this lady and clutch them to our chests in delight, squealing with the knowledge that we possess some DNA-related material that few (okay, many) women have had the opportunity to get close to?
Why yes, yes we would.
Product Shill: Footballers Love Pepsi
We’re not going to lie: his freckle count wasn’t our first priority this time around.
We’re sure many of you have seen the brilliant Pepsi/Pesi ad with Fernando Torres popping up on the internet of late, and the new Refresh Your World pics have been doing the rounds too.
Real talk: everyone else should just throw in their marketing towels now. This is a campaign we can get fully behind (and in front of) and will support wholeheartedly, because, well, it involves footballers and body paint.
The Tuesday Torsos: Jack Rodwell and Jamie O’Hara
Some men take years to mature to the point where they’re comfortable ripping off their shirts and airing their abs to the wind; others, not so much.
An obvious example of this is eighteen-year-old Jack Rodwell. He’s got no qualms about flexing those baby biceps for the world. We applaud his early commitment to objectification. By us.
Bonus: Jamie O’Hara also nixed the base layers this weekend. Well done to both of the lads. Not quite sure what happened here, though. Handbags!
Link: Watch the video of Rodwell’s shirt removal (but turn your sound down first).











