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The Tuesday Torso: Peter Clarke, Huddersfield Town

Hello, Kickette?

Sorry to interrupt your busy drinking/shopping/stalking schedule, but I’d like to have a quiet word.

My name is Peter Clarke and I am the captain of Huddersfield Town, who play in the English League One. I would just like to alert you to the fact that La Liga, the EPL, Ligue 1 and all the other high profile glamour leagues you follow have not cornered the market in ‘hawt’. There is plenty of lovely in the lower divisions and you owe it to yourselves to keep your eye on us. Our abs may not be as well paid as the others, but damn it, they’re still good.

Kisses,

Peter.

The Thursday Thighs: Aitor Ocio

Why yes, we are becoming obsessed, thanks for asking. Image: Athletic Club Bilbao. Thx B!

Yoann Gourcuff: Lyon Medical Or Softly-Lit Adult Movie?

We know. We just wrote about Mr. Gourcuff. But here’s the thing(s):

1. The above video. 00:26 seconds for the money shot. Or, to be more specific, the zoom shot of his arse climbing into an airplane.

2. The screen caps from Yoann’s medical with Lyon today. They’re kind of bordering on… well…

See for yourself.

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The Tuesday Torso: Chris Pontius, D.C. United

It’s not new, but damn it, it will do. We’ve been all over Mr. Pontius since he joined the ranks of D.C. United, and this photo is an example of one (of 5) reasons why we like him so much. We’re counting based off his six-pack, natch. Thanks L!

The Monday Mmm: Pepe Reina, Liverpool

The lush Pepe Reina was spotted out shopping with his wife and kids last week. We’d love to make a witty quip here, but we’re going to need a bit more time with the bicep first.

The Thursday Thighs: Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Image via FC Barcelona.com

The Midweek Mmm: Frank Lampard, Chelsea

The Tuesday Torso: Aitor Ocio

It’s an oldie, but a “yes we wouldie”, so we’re going with it. And, it’s also more of a back/shoulder than a torso. Forgive? Image via Bellazon