Thursday Thigh: Bojan Krkić, Catalonia
'The Weekly Fit' Category
Tuesday Torso: Victor Ibarbo, Cagliari
The angry eyebrow is a nice turn-on touch by Victor. Image: Enrico Locci/Getty Images Europe.
The Friday Fit: Behind The H&M Scenes With David Beckham
Images: Hola magazine.
As we depart for the local pub, we’ll leave you with this: four behind the scene shots of David Beckham filming his H&M underwear advert for the Super Bowl next month.
TTYL, Kickettes!
Holy Hell, Look At That Hip Dip: Micah Richards, Manchester City
A 3-2 home to defeat to their bitter rivals might’ve been bad news for City players and fans, but it was brilliant fodder for our nefarious, non-partisan purposes. Image: Alex Livesey/Getty Images.
Lower League Lovelies: An FA Cup Special
Alan Connell celebrates his goal in Swindon Town’s 2-1 win over Wigan Athletic with a gentle smooch of team mate Paul Caddis. How nice. Image: Scott Heavey/Getty Images Europe.
If you haven’t been paying much attention to our editorial guidelines, we tend to wade in the lower league pools of English football pretty during cup competitions only. Previously it was our belief that nobody ever took photos of lower league-rs kissing each other’s faces, extending their thighs and the likes, but judging from the amount of images we found without even really trying, this theory clearly has some holes in it.
So because it seems we’re naturally more enthralled by the glamour, tans and irresponsible expenditures of the elite players, our plan today is to typecast a plethora of entities from these oft-forgotten tiers and eye-undress them according to the demands of their newly-acquired profiles.
Confused? We are too. But if you let your minds wander with us this way, you’ll soon see what we mean.
Carles Puyol: Cheeky Demonstration
New Kickette Footy League Rule: A minimum of three players per squad shall be required to change into a fresh pair of shorts mid-match. Image: Mundo Deportivo.
Tuesday Torso: Drogba, Chelsea FC
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