Oh, num. Xabi Alonso and Cesc Fabregas in the same frame.
And in case you’re wondering? We’re still totally feeling Cesc’s full-blown embrace of all that is emo.
Spanish speaking Kickettes, what gives?
Why has no one told us of the sizzle that is Aitor Ocio, who is currently earning a living by running around on the Atlético Bilbao pitch every week, his abs of steel ready and willing to grate cheese at a moment’s notice?
We need to know about these things, please keep us informed.
married to dating model Laura Sanchez and says his entire world revolves around their toddler daughter, Naia. That’s all we know. We can’t pronounce his name and have no clue if he has any form of footballing talent, but we likey. You?
There’s a whole ‘lotta fancy dress hotness in this new Pepsi advert, which features an Indiana Jones style Beckham and Fabregas, a ninja’d up Frank Lampard, and a tuxedo-wearing Thierry Henry.
Not sure that anyone has actually bought a Pepsi since 1982, but hey, at least they’re still making the effort.
Nikita Rukavytsya is a striker for Perth Glory in Australia. He’s 20-years-old, Oz-raised, Ukrainian-born.
You likey? Apparently, Nikita’s many female fans are not pleased with his choice to rock a skin-head.
We think he looks a little David Bentley-esq and predict great finery as he ages and grows more hair.