David Beckham in the nude. Photoshopped or not?
That is the question filling up our inbox from our loyal Beck-watchers.
One would tend to believe some photoshop monkeys have been at work with this image of David and his nakedess… repeat… there is some nakedness…
Under extremely close scrutiny, we can see few marks of editing done on these images, currently flying around the internet faster than you can say torso-man-muscles.
But here’s where our “bitch please“ detectors come into play: when Rebecca Loos went public with the story of her (alleged) affair with David, she said she could prove that they had a sexual relationship by a particular, unique situation going on with David’s privates. Some said she was referring to his preference for using a razor on the nethers. We think it was something else. And if you look at the photo, you’ll see the man parts in question wouldn’t match up with the claim made. Know what we mean? Not to mention we doubt David would do such a shoot without a little grooming, no?
Make your own mind up – check out the photos at OMGblog, and in the meantime, we’ll continue our in-depth investigation.
Maurice Edu of Toronto FC came to our attention in January when he signed to the first Canadian MLS team, Toronto FC.
He’s originally from California and turns 21 this month.
Toronto cable channel Rogers is currently running a preview-type ad to get subscribers for their coverage of the footy game, and in an interview with Maurice he talks about how much he is looking forward to playing with David Beckham in the LA/Toronto game in August.
Obviously, we know this can never happen. We’re quite sure the universe will cave in on itself from the all the sizzle. Not to mention all the diamonds. But on the off chance that it doesn’t? Book us our ticket asap. Stat. Roger that good buddy.
And so on.
Image of Maurice in his spiffy new uniform courtesy of The Offside Toronto FC
At one point we knew which club Mr. Mutu played for. At one point, we cared about such things.
We also seem to remember he had some sort of drug scandal followed by an Italian football drama, but for all we know, it could have been a storyline on a Footballers’ Wives repeat that we watched at 4 am after stumbling in from another night of gossip trawling, footballer stalking and champagne guzzling.
We know one thing about Mr. Mutu. He’s easy on the eyes. Alas, he’s been off the market for over a year and a half. He got married in July ‘05 in a lavish ceremony with some serious wedding gifts.
If you’re going to go down the matrimonial motorway, take some tips from Mr. Mutu and his wife, model Consuelo Matos Gomez. They were given presents worth over
On a balcony. In his drawers. ‘Nuff said.