See: 20-year-old Maurice Edu, who was just chosen as Toronto FC’s first round draft pick.
See: The MLS starting to look a whole lot more interesting.
And by interesting, we mean good looking.
We don’t know who the hell France Football magazine is, but winning the Ballon d’Or is a big deal in footy world. Hey, any excuse to put up another photo of Mr. C,and we’ll take it.
But then? We had to reconsider. It was possible we were just high from the possibility of England doing well in the World Cup, and everyone knows how that tends to go/continues to go/will always go.
Years passed, Michael grew up, and rather than becoming a tasty treat, he ended up with an odd sort of big head/disproportionate frame. If asked in a pub quiz, we would guess he was only 4 foot tall, though we know that couldn’t possible be true.
As news trickled in of his gambling addictions and his plans of moving his whole family within a 10 foot radar of his house (he eventually bought an entire cul-de-sac for his peeps, spending about