'The Weekly Fit' Category

Halloween Treats: Steven Gerrard


The Monday Mmm: Joe Cole


Joe Cole has returned to the Premiership in fine – sorry, make that foine – form, and is looking good on the midfield for Chelsea.

After suffering from a nasty knee injury this summer, Joe-baby (as we think he should officially be called), says he’s ready to get back on the pitch for England:

“The next England game would not be too soon for me…I am fit for selection and will be ready for it.“

Insert your own “you know you’re fit, Joe” joke here.

Link: Cole Aims For England Return

Rooney Gets Physical

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After watching this video of Wayne Rooney in a onesie hitting a punching bag and beating down a pinata, we found ourselves strangely attracted to him.

And the masculine yet sensitive way he popped those balloons? Yowser.

You know we’re totally kidding right? *nervous laughter*  We could never be into him.

Link: Wayne Rooney, You Tube FIFA 07 Leak

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ronaldo watch: the man bag


This photo of Mr. Ronaldo offers much fashion food for thought.

The man bag.

The lizard belt.

The jeans that seem just a little too tight, even for our liking.

The man bag.

Wait, we already said that.

Cristiano, honey, we know you’re a buff piece of Eurotrash, but you need to fix up.  We can help.  Call us.  We’re on the speed dial, under “F” for “fashion crimes against hotties”.

Thursday Talent: Alessandro del Piero

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Whenever you need a pick me up, we recommend a leisurely click-surf through Mr. Del Piero’s website.

If we knew how to say tastey-delight in Italian, we would christen him as such. But we’re uni-lingual and proud, so we’ll stick with “he’s hot”.

Link: Alessandro Del Piero, Official Site