'The Weekly Fit' Category
Tuesday Torso: Drogba, Chelsea FC
It’s only fair we celebrate this man’s six-pack before it disappears to China, Russia, or wherever the hell else it’s planning on taking it’s toned self to. Image: Ian Walton/Getty Images.
Bank Holiday Monday Hmm: Rafael Van der Vaart
While some people continue to revel in the holidaze, we’re still combing through our covers to find the telly remote.
The rage we feel inside when we can’t locate the damn device even though we just had it mere moments ago is unspeakable, which is why the crowning of our FPCOTY will have to wait until we find it/tomorrow.
Enjoy whatever is left of your holiday breaks, Kickettes!
Kickette 2011 Rear End Review: A Trawl Through The Tuesday Torsos That Escaped Us

We’ve featured as many as we could, but there’s always going to be a tummy or 10 that we miss.
Join us, Kickettes, as we look back at the best midsections from each of the last 12 months.
That’s an order – not a question.
The Monday Mmm… Wha?: Michael Essien, Chelsea

Image: Bryn Lennon/Getty Images Europe.
We’re really feeling Michael Essien getting into the spirit of things at the Ladbrokes.com World Darts Championship.
The Midweek Mmm: Marek Hamsik, SSC Napoli

Marek’s hair isn’t the only upright and alert item on display in this photo. Fnar. Image: REUTERS/Heino Kalis.
The Friday Fit: Paolo Cannavaro, SSC Napoli

Hi Fabio’s little brother – my, how we’ve missed your older brother you! Image Credit: Giuseppe Bellini/Getty Images Europe.
Survival Of The Hottest: Murat Yakin, FC Luzern
Murat Yakin (r). When you’re hot, you’re hot. And when you’re wearing a classy coat/scarf combo instead of a hideous quilted jacket and jeans, you’re even hotter. Images: REUTERS/Christian Hartmann, Alexander Hassenstein/Getty Images Europe.
It’s been a while since we’ve visited this category, but while we were browsing the photos of this weekend’s league action we happened upon the rather fetching countenance of FC Luzern’s manager, Murat Yakin.
Murat is the elder brother of Switzerland midfielder Hakan Yakin, and represented the country an amazing 49 times too, although our hottie research department failed to notice this. Other oversights included the fact that Murat is not averse to taking his clothes off in the name of fashion, he’s great with cute kids and is very comfortable with making controversial remarks about referees.
What are you waiting for, club chairmen? This man has all of the qualities necessary to steer an elite European club to glory. Get the hell on it!





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