Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
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The wonderful world of footy is chock-full of salacious gossip lately so let’s hop right to it.
'The Weekly Fit' Category
The Midweek Mmm: Fabio Cannavaro
Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
Fabs attended UEFA Pro Licence Master classes earlier this week. We have no clue what he learned there, but we studied this pic for several hours, and can confirm that a blond tinted quiff does not inhibit our collective lust.
Useful to know.
Tuesday Torso: Sweaty/Distracted/Possibly Nose Picking ‘Baller From Valencia CF
A little help with a name here, Kickettes? Sofiane Feghouli is sofiane fine. Image: Manuel Queimadelos Alonso/Getty Images Europe.
The Friday Fringe: Hagi Gligor, Sydney FC
Image: Mark Kolbe/Getty Images AsiaPac.
Forgive him. He’s only nine in Kickette Years and knows not what he does.
But each and every one of us has a solemn duty to keep him the hell away from fellow fringe freedom fighter Neymar. Pinkie swear?
Lance Parker: Cosmo’s Oklahoma Bachelor Of The Year 2012
Whether it’s product shilling, exposing torsos for our perving pleasure or whispering sweet nothings in our ears, American footballers have been versatile contributors to the Cosmo Bachelor of the Year pantheon. None more so than the abs-olutely decadent Lance Parker, who we are thrilled to learn has been nominated as this year’s hottest unattached male from Oklahoma.
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