Tuesday Torso: Nick Ward, Wellington Phoenix



Right…there is a substantial amount of information to process in this photograph.
Which is why it has taken us five months to post it.
Sometimes we wake up and it’s as though the mysterious, unseen powers that govern this earth have just decided to shower us with delights that we could never have imagined in our wildest dreams.
Like this video of Fiorentina having a ‘shirt removal’ training session? It’s meant to be a spoof like this one where they learn handshaking, but we’re happier imagining they made it just for us. It just seems to ‘watch’ better that way.

Oh, we do love a twofer, here at Kickette. Ladies and gents, please enjoy yet more footballer dejection that we can devour, courtesy of Scotland’s Barry Bannan and Phil Bardsley.
Kickettes, is an exposed, toned and tatted up torso still certifiably ‘hot’ if it only comes out to play mid-snot rocket?
We would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your support over the years. Now that Hot Hall of Famer Fabio Cannavaro has winked at us, we see no point in continuing with normal life and will be retiring to a cupboard somewhere in order to relive this heavenly moment again and again.
It’s been emotional.
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