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The Tuesday Torso: Anatoliy Tymoshchuk & Leroy Lita

Image Credit: Getty Images Europe.

This post goes out to all the footballers who struggle with their shirts mid-strip down – namely the two helpless chaps before you.

Our advice other than the standard ‘better luck next time’ line? Watch and learn from DC United’s Charlie Davies as he suavely demonstrates how to get the job done.

The Azkals: Too Big For Their Boots?

Images: March 11 edition of Preview magazine via mykiru.com.

All of you avert your eyes. Do not let them roam across the finely toned torsos, meticulously muddy shorts or pleasantly shaped biceps of the Philippine Azkals. Fix them instead on that pile of paperwork that’s about to fall off your desk. Avert them to that geek with whom you work, the one who you’re pretty sure is stalking you on The Book. Cast your pupils on anything but these beautiful boys for they have been bad.

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The Monday Mmm: Gianluigi Buffon, Juventus

The question is, where to look first? If anyone has resolved this pressing matter, please let us know. Otherwise our tiny brains are simply going to explode.

Tuesday Torso: Sebastian Giovinco, Parma

‘Happy Tuesday Torso to all…and to all a good night day.’ Image Credit: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.

Neymar: Flexing Hard For The Money

We can offer you no explanation of the events before you, Kickettes. Image Credit: Acausedegarcons.com.

The Monday Mmm: James Rodriguez, FC Porto

He might be sporting the smooth and strokable skin of a newborn, but he’s 20-years-old. That’s fair game in Kickette years. Image: MIGUEL RIOPA/AFP/Getty Images/Daylife.

The Tuesday Torso: Tim Cahill, Australia

Will we ever tire of this man’s nummy tummy? Timmy might look knackered in this picture, but we can confirm that we are suffering no fatigue as yet. Image: Chris Hyde/Getty Images AsiaPac/Zimbio.

The Monday Mmm: Eric Hassli, Vancouver Whitecaps FC

Of course, that could just be an unfortunate ruck in his shorts, but denial is a very important part of our lives here at Kickette. It should be for yours, too. Image: Rich Lam/Getty Images.