The Midweek Mmm: Lorik Cana
'The Weekly Fit' Category
Theo Walcott: Suit and a Sling
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Hang on a second here: when did Theo Walcott get so bloody cute?
Someone’s been taking their vitamins.
Roque Santa Cruz: A Badass in Black
image via ZUMAPRESS/KEYSTONE Press for kickette.com
Oh, Roque. Base layers make us sad too.
Lucas Neill: Hotheaded Hottie
image via ZUMAPRESS/KEYSTONE Press for kickette.com
Is it just us, or does it seem like West Ham’s Lucas Neill is always up in the midst of some sort of pushy-shovey when on the pitch?
Remember his run in a while back with C-Ron? Is he always so fiery/aggro, Kickettes? Or are we simply projecting because we’d like to introduce him to a few calming, deep breathing yoga techniques/positions?
Ahem.
Yoann Gourcuff: Has No Naked Shame
image via belga picture
What a wonderful way to start the week: a full inbox from Kickette readers across the globe notifiying us of an urgent situation: the removal of Yoann Gourcuff’s footy kit in a public arena, caught on video.
Not that any of us are newcomers to the delights of catching a quick glimpse of a baller on the pitch comfortable in airing his abs but this? This truly takes the credo of comfort in nakedness to a whole new level.
We’ve always appreciated Mr. Gourcuff before, but we cannot deny the sizzle momentum has been heavily shifting in his direction. First the Maybelline peepers, then the open declaration of his singleness and now this? Not sure if he was involved in some sort of dare or if under a hallucinogenic, but Yoann really seems to be enjoying the fresh air.
According to our belief system, that’s a ticket straight to the Finest Five. We’re currently in crisis talks to determine the best course of action.
Warning: video involves vigorous jiggles and bouncing. And also bounces with jiggles. Click through to watch.
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