Image: REUTERS/Eddie Keogh, AP Photo/Matilde Campodonico.
Anyone near our offices who may have just heard that loud pop, it definitely wasn’t us opening a bottle of bubbly and swigging champs straight from the source.
Probably had something to do with the, er, Olympics.
Image: Ed Jones/AFP/GettyImages.
You’d think he’d have the decency to wear some sort of disguise to hide his hawt, wouldn’t you? Our fantasy muscles are still undergoing extensive physio after this news broke.
Image: Danny Fulgencio/Dallas Observer
Consider yesterday’s Adidas video the appeteaser to today’s all you can drool buffet. We aren’t even phased by his weird hair since this profile on Brek informs us that he has 5% body fat.
Do you dig?
UPDATE 1: These pics are old, as @SianMacalarny pointed out to us. Whatever. They’re still glorious. UPDATE 2: These pics crashed our servers (so maybe they’re new to others as well), but we’re good as gold now. If problems persist for you, drop us a line.
Your eyes are about to become the widest they’ve ever been, Kickettes. That bum in the background right there? Belongs to one of our finest five members, Olivier Giroud.
Beware: really, wowser-y, X-rated photos are safely tucked away in this photo gallery if you’re so inclined.
Also: this explicit video (on a NSFW site) of the new Arsenal footballer (hubba hubba oh right!) is like a thousand Christmas mornings.
Yoann must be so jelly right now while Mario Gotze and Michael Dawson, relieved.