'The Weekly Fit' Category

The Tuesday Torso: Edinson Cavani, Uruguay


Image: REUTERS/Eddie Keogh, AP Photo/Matilde Campodonico.

Anyone near our offices who may have just heard that loud pop, it definitely wasn’t us opening a bottle of bubbly and swigging champs straight from the source.

Probably had something to do with the, er, Olympics.

The Friday Fit: Thomas Vermaelen, Arsenal


Image: Ed Jones/AFP/GettyImages.

You’d think he’d have the decency to wear some sort of disguise to hide his hawt, wouldn’t you? Our fantasy muscles are still undergoing extensive physio after this news broke.

Tuesday Torso: Edgar Davids


Retired Dutch national footballer Edgar Davids (plus his girlfriend Olcay Gulsen, not pictured) put some clothes on before making his way into St Tropez’s Nikki Beach.

The Friday Fit: Brek Shea, FC Dallas


Image: Danny Fulgencio/Dallas Observer

Consider yesterday’s Adidas video the appeteaser to today’s all you can drool buffet. We aren’t even phased by his weird hair since this profile on Brek informs us that he has 5% body fat.

Do you dig?


Olivier Giroud: Has No Naked Shame


UPDATE 1: These pics are old, as @SianMacalarny pointed out to us. Whatever. They’re still glorious. UPDATE 2: These pics crashed our servers (so maybe they’re new to others as well), but we’re good as gold now. If problems persist for you, drop us a line.

Your eyes are about to become the widest they’ve ever been, Kickettes. That bum in the background right there? Belongs to one of our finest five members, Olivier Giroud.

Beware: really, wowser-y, X-rated photos are safely tucked away in this photo gallery if you’re so inclined.

Also: this explicit video (on a NSFW site) of the new Arsenal footballer (hubba hubba oh right!) is like a thousand Christmas mornings.

Yoann must be so jelly right now while Mario Gotze and Michael Dawson, relieved.