If you can’t deal, read about the Arsenal forward struggling to keep ventilated by his ripped jeans during a hotel lobby run-in with Russian fans after his squad’s shock 1-0 defeat by Greece.
Or, try skimming this “not agreed upon” by Andrey himself but posted anyway on his “new official” site’s text that further slates national team supporters as well as calls a football pundit out for being overly critical of the Russian captain.
Our long-term aim to ruin our language by forcing the Oxford English Dictionary to accept terms like short-tent in their weighty tome is newly invigorated, Kickettes! And by none other than Christine Bleakley’s mum! Yes, Mina did her bit for the proposed collapse of coherant communication when she made a statement this week that she is pleased her daughter will be marrying Frank Lampard because ‘he’s no Giggs’.
This got us thinking.