Strength, Kickettes.
Would you have enough of it to date a man that looked like this?
We aren’t sure we could deal with the constant karate-chopping of skanks and skallywags out of the way, nor the continual sounds of people falling down blind in the streets as the two of you stroll past… But we’d sure like to try.
Were you watching? For those in a non-footy environment, we offer our condolences. Trying to explain to randoms why you are excited, flushed and hitting refresh on your computer every 40 nanoseconds can be stressful.
Note: Charlize Theron is forever banned from this site. Her jokes during tense moments made us stabby.
There’s nothing bigger or better than the World Cup, folks. We’re nearly there. And with 6 months to go, you still have plenty of time to plan an “emergency” that will require you to take June/July off of work.
How are you feeling about the draw results (full list below)?
We’re a little freaked by England drawing USA in Group C and sympathize for the hosts getting a tough line up. And oh, mercy, Portugal and Brazil?
Okay, we have to stop talking about it. Time to pre-book our therapist.
Luis Figo and fam hit the streets of Paris. Guess they like their outerwear puffy.
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Everton’s Joseph Yobo is engaged to the (former) “Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria”. Pass judgment on her ring if you are in the mood. Congrats!
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Sylvie van der Vaart has finished her chemo. Let the cute pixie hair-styles begin!
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The best commentary you will ever read on David Beckham’s hair. We bow down. This is a very worthy - and succinct – runner up.
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Speaking of Becks, the Galaxy have made it to the MLS finals - they’ll be playing Real Salt Lake for the Cup.
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Germany’s Robert Enke was laid to rest on Sunday. R.I.P.
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Miroslav Klose is out of quarantine. His twin boys contracted H1N1 and he and his wife were on germ lockdown.
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Dimitar Berbatov is getting himself to the World Cup. By any means necessary.
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Owee: Robin Van Persie gets injured during the Holland friendly. Contrary to what was first feared, it looks like he’ll only be out for 4-6 weeks.
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Iker Casillas goes retro. You like?
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Louise Redknapp puts her hubby’s old suits up for purchase at a garage sale.
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Thanks to everyone that applied for our internship positions – we’ll be reaching out/closing down the search this week, so check your inboxes.
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