Yup, this is where we send the Kellys when they’re getting a little ‘too’ excited, Kickettes. They get their shots here before we realease them back into the community. Image via sueperkins twitter.
This week’s best and worst off pitch exploits is finally at your service, Kickettes.
Another Monday is upon us, but let’s at least start the day gently with some morning loveliness by way of Phil Jagielka on a zebra bed.
Pull out those curlers and get the coffee on, Kickettes, we’ve lots to catch up on today.
Oh, and yes, we are still intoxicated from this weekend’s games. More on that later.
How was your two day work reprieve, btw?
Images courtesy of the man himself, @LanceAParker.
Footballer and male model, Lance Parker, is obviously cool with posing in his underwear.
Coincidentally, we are too.
Since he seemed down for our interview games and uncontrollable flirting tactics, we decided to spice up our Q&A style a bit. See below for more on our exclusive chat with this humble hottie.
Representing for non-oft mentioned WAGs on Kickette, here’s the wife of Fox Soccer Channel’s Kyle Martino, Eva Amurri Martino.
Eva, an actress, was posing in a Neiman Marcus shoot alongside her mother, Susan Sarandon, for the retailer’s new “Art of Fashion” campaign. Both modelled looks from Oscar de la Renta, Valentino and Chanel, among others, but Mrs Martino could’ve been wearing a binbag for all the attention we paid to the clothes. She looks so much like her gorgeous mother it’s frightening.
Really, though, isn’t it time she start shilling some sort of cosmetic or skin care line with that complexion? We’d absolutely buy whatever Eva’s using by the caseload.
Let’s just get this straight, KCKRS boys. Stuart Holden, his trembling thighs, his cute bro, his Superman cossie (plus any accompanying tongue) and his post injury care plan are ALL ours.