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Abby Wambach: Dissed At The Ballon d’Or?

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Image: Photo by Scott Heavey/Getty Images.

FIFA Women’s Player of the Year award finalist, Abby Wambach, walked into the FIFA Gala in Zurich last Monday virtually unnoticed by fans, cameramen, paparazzi and most other bystanders.

How come, you ask?

“Unfortunately I strolled in right after Shakira. She’s a little bit more popular than me, I guess.”

Only just a little bit.

Kickette Interview: Jay DeMerit Talks Hardships & Haircuts

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Images via Facebook.

With his biographical film premiering in the UK on January 17th, we figured now was the best time to have a chat with USMNT/Vancouver Whitecaps footballer turned movie star, Jay DeMerit.

Needless to say, we had a great time grilling Jay until he was visibly uncomfortable.

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On Our Radar: Lance Parker, FC Edmonton

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Lance Parker cleans up

Mmmm, Tuesday’s looking up isn’t it? Images via Greg in Hollywood.

We’ve been jonesing for brand spankin’ new (and naive) man meat to profile on our humble little site, and boy did our wishing, hoping and bartering with God pay off!

Allow us to introduce you to Lance Parker and his abs, who both play for FC Edmonton in the North American Soccer League. Unfortunately he’s still a bit of a mystery on Google, but so far we know he’s a 26-year-old goalkeeper from Oklahoma City (aka a southern midwestern gentleman?) and previously played in the MLS for Chivas USA between ’08-’09. On top of all that, he’s very comfortable sans clothing, has been known to woo women with Frank Sinatra songs and makes us wanna bust out the pom poms and pop, lock and drop it in his honour.

Last we heard, this poor little lamb had a broken arm. Give us a call, Lance. We’ll send you a gaggle of our finest readers (who will be chaperoned by yours truly) to tend to your needs.

For more nummy nakedness, keep scrolling.

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Tuesday Torso: Carlos Bocanegra, Glasgow Rangers

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US men national team soccer captain yanks abroad

Image Credit: Rangers.co.uk.

Good Week/Bad Week: Traffic News & Trophies

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AP Photo/Christian Thompson.

A tanker full of eggnog has just broken down outside our HQ.

It’s just provocative really.

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