'United States' Category

Frankenstorm: FIFA, Finances & Footy Reactions

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As millions up and down the U S of A’s East Coast brace for a storm inspired by footballers’ auto activities, let’s keep our taking-cover-Kickettes-in-arms safely stimulated and satisfied. Since we’re becoming we’re fully fledged obsessed with mother nature’s ability to interrupt normality at whim, let’s see how famous footy faces are coping so far.

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The Friday Fit: Carlos Bocanegra, Racing Santander

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Since he withheld his abs from us earlier in the week, it’s time for us to enjoy his biceps.

USMNT: Celebratory Pectorals

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L-R: Geoff Cameron, Kyle Beckerman, Maurice Edu, Sacha Kljestan, Clint Dempsey, Eddie Johnson and Danny Williams. Image via @GeoffCameron.

If you can’t strip down to your shorts and take a pic with your teammates after advancing to the next round of World Cup qualifying action, then when can you, eh? Well done, USMNT.

The fellas beat Guatemala 3-1 in a come-from-behind win in Kansas City last night. The US will now go on to the so-called hex, which is the final group of six from CONCACAF to play for spots in Rio.

That’s far too much technical speak from us today. Let’s admire Geoff Cameron’s arms shall we? We’ll take a special hug from those any day. Also, we want to hug the fan who made the giant Clint Dempsey face and then proceeded to let him walk round the pitch with it. Bravo.

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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USWNT book memoir of hope new book autobiography denies coach

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The wonderful world of footy is chock-full of salacious gossip lately so let’s hop right to it.

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The Sizzle Query: Branko ‘Bish’ Boskovic, D.C. United

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New signing Branko Boskovic #27 of D.C. United during an MLS match against Seattle Sounders FC at RFK Stadium on July 15 2010, in Washington DC.Seattle won 1-0.

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sounds off on early hook DCU new signingWe spend our working lives testing the impact of asshattery on our affections, and in the grand scheme of things, Branko Boskovic’s bitching about being picked (or not) for D.C. United is nothing more than a tiny chink in his fetching love armour. Especially since he scored in DC’s victory over Chivas USA not too long ago, which kind of proved his point.

However, this kind of thing can escalate. Right now it’s whining because he keeps getting subbed, but we can visualise the future clearly. Moaning about having to wear what we tell him to, bitching on about our ambitious credit card bills, grumbling as he drives us to our daily mani/pedi treatment in the super expensive sports car we made him buy.

Is that face worth the bother, Kickettes? Or would you sacrifice a little smoothness for a better behaved ‘baller boy?