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Frankie Sandford: Survival Of The Stag Do Fittest

Respect to The Sats singer for being the last female standing at this American stag party (in other words, for bumping into these men celebrating their mates’ last hurrah at a lobster shack in L.A. and politely agreeing to take a picture with them). Image: Frankie’s Twitter.

Lance Parker: Cosmo’s Oklahoma Bachelor Of The Year 2012

Whether it’s product shilling, exposing torsos for our perving pleasure or whispering sweet nothings in our ears, American footballers have been versatile contributors to the Cosmo Bachelor of the Year pantheon. None more so than the abs-olutely decadent Lance Parker, who we are thrilled to learn has been nominated as this year’s hottest unattached male from Oklahoma.

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When Opposites Attract: Snoop Lion & Susan Sarandon

Image: The Offside Rules, taken at Monday’s FIFA 13 launch party in NYC.

Celeb gossip folklore from yonders past has always intimated how awesome Susan Sarandon, Academy Award-winning actress and mother to Eva Amurri Martino, is in real life.

But as this pic illustrates, she’s not only awesome. She’s swagalicious too.

First Look: Stuart Holden The Shirtless Super Hero For Howler Magazine

Photograph by Andrew Hetherington.

Damn it must feel good to be Karalyn West.

ICYMI: Howler Magazine is a brand new footy mag containing roughly +100 pages of original writing, humour, op-eds plus beautiful illustrations and photography. Emphasis on beautiful photography.

Shameless plug: since the pub’s editor was gracious enough to give you, our lovely and loyal readers, a sneak peek at Stu’s feature from issue one (we’ve been promised “several” more of where the above came from as well), do us a favour and order your copy of Howler Magazine’s first issue now. It might be wise to add a yearly subscription to your Crimbo wish lists, too. Either way, you should buy Howler for the sole purpose of objectifying Stu Holden the Super Hero.

Trust us, Kickettes. We’d never steer you wrong in matters as important and life changing as this.

Oguchi Onyewu: He’s Happy, He Knows It And We’re Grateful That He Shows It

He’s so excited to be a Malaga player, we’re so excited that his eight pack abs are TK.

Obviously this photo begs two questions:

1) At what point on the happy meter does Gooch need to reach for his trousers to come off?

2) How long do we have to keep hitting refresh on his Twitter feed to find out?