Sydney Leroux (r) and Alex Morgan celebrate one of Leroux’s five (!) second half goals. Image: AP Photo/The Canadian Press.
Hearty congrats to the USWNT who are currently storming their way through the CONCACAF Olympic Qualifying tournament with so much ease that they’re actually attracting criticism.
Commentators noted that the matches vs. Guatemala and the Dominican Republic that finished 13-0 and 14-0, respectively, have lacked suspense – an allegation that striker Abby Wambach refutes.
Wambach, who scored two of the goals vs. Guatemala said,”We understand that 14-, 13-goal games can be looked down upon by some of our viewers, our fans, by fans of other countries, but the truth is we didn’t get our job done the last qualifying tournament, and this is a statement that we’re making to the rest of the world.”
When we made the bold step of coming forward to #AskBrek which national team-mate of his has the best abdominal muscles, all we heard was *crickets*.
Now we know why.
Silly boys with their silly toys. They should stop horsing around and let us see and/or touch their six-packs so we can move on from this matter once and for all.
FIFA Women’s Player of the Year award finalist, Abby Wambach, walked into the FIFA Gala in Zurich last Monday virtually unnoticed by fans, cameramen, paparazzi and most other bystanders.
How come, you ask?
“Unfortunately I strolled in right after Shakira. She’s a little bit more popular than me, I guess.”
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