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Transfer Totty: Killing Us Softly


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Image: D&G.

So, wow, there is like, nothing happening in the world of football. Other than the odd pre-season training and MLS suspension, obviously. But in terms of some good gossip, quality photos of thunder thighs, or just a nice shot of a WAG getting out of a limo without knickers on, we’ve got nothing.

Okay, so we did read how 37-year-old Alessandro Nesta is relocating to Montreal to play for the Impact next year. And how him signing for the Canadian club will allow him to high five his fellow hottie Italians Marco Di Vaio, Bernardo Corradi and Matteo Ferrari on the reg.

Still. We have the ability to exist for years solely on jam sandwiches and photos of David on all fours, but this all rings hollow for us today.

Kickettes, is the ennui of the looming transfer window making you insane yet? Luka Modric to Real MadridOlivier Giroud to Arsenal? Jordi Alba to Barcelona? Robin van Persie to ____? Someone put us out of our misery until late August? Please?

Fireworks & Fourth Of July Randoms


Hungarian model WAG person Regina Dukai poses semi-naked with her hot semi naked baller boy, Robert Feczesin. What’s not to like? Image via Facebook.

Hope you’re all having a wonderful day off from work, US Kickettes! Everyone else, you know how we roll.

Read: we’re off to get drunk.

We’ll be back tomorrow bright-eyed and bushy tailed and ready for action. In the meantime, catch up on the latest gossip and photo galleries at your leisure.

Jay DeMerit: Pretty Fly In A Skinny Tie


Related: Our interview with the man himself. Image: David Ellingsen. H/T @petevinajr.

Good Week/Bad Week: Patriotism, Pash Plans & Pod Panic


Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images.

Last week was yet another battle of the physically and aesthetically superior.

So we’re a few days late, but you know you want in anyway.


Yoann Gourcuff: Counting Down The Trophee Des Champions Days


Here’s a splendidly fluffy-haired clip of YoGo discussing the Trophee Des Champions in his native language. The middle bit goes completely over our English-as-a-first-and-only-language heads, but what a delightfully handsome boy he is all the same.

Kickettes, have we informed you yet of our upcoming attendance at the Lyon vs Montpellier match that Lashes is plugging (scheduled for 28 July in New York City)?

Ah. So we see we have. On more than one occasion.

Forgive our VIP seat, open bar and Giroud/Gourcuff within touching distance excitement.