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Just when we thought cheating footballers would be hyper-sensitive to the eyes and ears and camera lenses around them, we have a trio of bad boys on the brink of relationship red cards.
Q: What do Patrice Evra, Carlos Tevez and Oliver Kahn have in common?
A: They all allegedly cheated on their significant others with blonde lady friends.
What’s worse:
Everton’s Mikel Arteta, wife Lorena and 8-month old baby Gabriel took to the Liverpool streets on Wednesday for some family bonding. We like this couple because they seemed to have achieved the golden couple trifecta: good looks, lots of money and an adorable bubba to keep the valued family surname going strong.
Eight months after baby and Lorena seems to be like the rest of us mortals when it comes to shedding that last stubborn stone. Interesting to note that the Spanish WAGs seem to opt out of the classic “starvation after delivery/the weight just dropped off, honest!” diet (ala Claudine Keane).
How do you feel about this one, Kickettes? Should WAGs rebound to their formerly svelte selves after they give birth? Or do we high five the couch potatoes of the world?
And how ticked off are you each month when the gym contract you committed to under the influence of a post-break-up hangover forces you to pay up for the training equipment you never have time to use?
It’s not often you find a WAG who likes to dress ten years older than her actual age, but Caroline Celico is master at rocking the matronly look, stepping out in clothes that pensioners wouldn’t be caught dead in.
There’s no denying she’s a gorgeous girl (with an equally beautiful husband and bubba to match), but her sartorial skills have us banging our fists on our laptops in exasperation.
We did the only thing we could: contacted the fashion police for an emergency restyle to preserve our sanity.
Here’s how we would upgrade Caroline Celico from prim and proper to fresh and young. Damn it, let’s infuse some much needed youthfulness into her wardrobe.
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Former footballer Hidetoshi Nakata appears in the new Calvin Klein “X” ad for less than a millisecond, but his appearance is duly noted (and appreciated.)
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Current F5 member Torsten Frings was spotted hand-holding with a blonde supposedly named Yvonne. We were relieved to be reminded that he is one of the few ‘ballers who properly divorces his mate before moving on. He and ex-wife Petra divorced in August after 11 years of marriage.
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Speculation has reached fever pitch at Kickette HQ after it was revealed that the AC Milan team travelled to Manchester via an Easyjet plane. Â Yes, Easyjet. By our own calculations, we would’ve flown the same route on the same plane only after sharing a gallon of vodka and three packs of gummies with Alessandro Nesta.
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Recently spotlighted on our miss list, Robin Van Persie works it in black, white and color for Adidas. Now we’re talking.
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Gigi Buffon has recovered from the alleged love-triangle featuring his teammate and baby momma by modeling the new Italian goalkeeping kit for the World Cup. Oh, the horror.
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From crimes against fashion to motoring offenses, the latest genius to be banned from driving for being piddled behind the wheel is Stephen Pienaar.
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Slightly less criminal but no less annoying are Andrei Arshavin’s pontifications on women, football & smoking, among other things. Sexist statements don’t always have to be irritating. In this case, though, we refuse to be slagged off by Arshavin and his schoolboy haircut.
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Lastly on to Alex Gerrard, who has had a busy week attending an awards ceremony and planning her next holiday. It’s only Wednesday.
Spanish newsstands are no longer safe. Tabloids in the country’s capital are caught in a big tizzy over the recent discovery of Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero’s impressive public kiss.
We’re not surprised about the passionate embrace, either, since he was once known to hug and cuddle David Beckham with the same (or more) tender love and care.
Thierry Henry and girlfriend, Andrea, were spotted last weekend watching pitlane test-runs ahead of the start of the Formula 1 season.
A relatively low-profile WAG and sometimes model, the pair have been dating for a little more than a year. Things we hold against her include: her public hot-tub sesh, her Christian Louboutin booties and her Cartier handbag. The non-superficial things, of course.
At the youngish age of 24, Andrea is a Bosnian model and daughter of a well-known plastic surgeon. What most people don’t know is that Andrea was also once a New York social climber, even having her party attendance and attire chronicled by the likes of the NY Post. Back in 2007 she – quite eloquently – told the paper about her “type” of men:
I like Eurotrash, but better. Eurotrash is a good thing. It’s like, modern and put together, without trying too hard.
Even though she’s cut her hair, we aren’t giving her the Lainey Gossip “jumpy claps”. We still prefer Claire. You?
Just a few weeks ago we were lamenting the lack of inspired goal celebrations. Sergio Ramos heard our call and decided the time was right to debut a ridiculous combo of the sublime: a nipple stroking celebration from Saturday’s match against Sevilla.
While there are pictures, they don’t quite do his performance justice. You can now enjoy, in full cinematic majesty, last Saturday’s fateful moment of self-touchery.
We’re baffled as to why this took place, but we’ll just put it down to The Ramos™ Effect. After all, who needs reasoning when you have Sergio. And his bottom.
Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch), Christine Bleakley (Frank Lampard) and Louise Redknapp (Jamie Redknapp) turned out for the Children’s Champions event last week. Which WAG worked their beige best?
We’re going to say: not Abigail. Mumsy with a side of thigh high cut-away? That’s not a combination we look for in our WAG-wear, nor in life generally. Christine Bleakley looks too formal and full-length taupe, though pretty, can be a snoozefest. We’re giving our vote to Louise Redknapp (wearing Stella McCartney Resort 2010).
Your thoughts?
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