This jumpsuit is by Roberto Cavalli and it costs over £2,000. Just stating facts, Kickettes.
Here’s a tip: if you don’t look directly at the jumpsuit and focus simply on those bad-ass Louboutins you might come away with your eyesight unaffected.
Other facts: Mrs. Steven Gerrard was out at the Hilton in Liverpool on Sunday to celebrate Jamie Carragher’s wife Nicola’s 30th b-day. X-Factor winner Alexandra Burke was hired to do the entertainment and walked away with a cool five figure payment. Remind us to start saving now since the only entertainment we could afford at Kickette’s last birthday bash was an iPod and Apples to Apples.
Stephen Ireland took his long-time lady Jessica Lawlor out to Rosso Restaurant on Friday night to celebrate her 25th birthday. Jessica looks fab, no? She’s wearing a Preen zebra print dress and Carvela shoes with her Chanel handbag.
It’s a long weekend (thank Iker), so this gossip sheet is a tad premature. Who knows what gossip madness and mayhem could go down in the next six hours? But, since we plan on spending the rest of today sleeping in our clothes from last night, this is how it’s got to be. Ta ta!
Saturday
- Abbey Clancy, her ring and her “we’re back together and happier than ever” fiancé, Peter Crouch, were spotted out together in Soho during the early Saturday morning hours. Clancy has been asked to strip off for Playboy, btw.
- Bodyguards: Danielle Lloyd admitted she doesn’t leave home without ‘em. And really, we can hardly blame her after that scary club incident last year.
- Happy birthday to our favourite baby ‘baller, Bojan Krkic. He’s one step closer to being legally allowed to drink in America. We have big plans for a Vegas 21st next year, trust.
- Pixie Lott popped in to Rio Ferdinand’s 5 magazine for a photoshoot and interview.
- Mario Balotelli crashed his Audi sportscar seven days after he purchased the damn thing.
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Francesco Totti’s lady love Ilary Blasi in Vanity Fair. And ours too, if we’re honest. Images via style.it
You’ve only really made it as a WAG when you’ve hit the cover of a glossy.
Whether your boy is a non-league no mark or Ballon D’or Booty, serious kudos is to be gained from throwing down some good lookin’ shapes in a studio. We should know, we’ve been practicing for years.
And so, we find ourselves veering uncontrollably between proud tears and petulant outbursts as we check out Cristiano Ronaldo’s squeeze Irina Shayak smouldering in GQ and Noemie Lenoir (Claude Makelele, sort of) for Love Magazine and Abbey Clancy (Peter Crouch, sort of) vamping it up in Vogue Russia.
Ladies, we salute you. You’re so damn pose-worthy and we approve.
But a note of caution, Kickettes. WAGdom might appear to be the glamorous life we are all dreaming of leading but weirdly only one of these ladies is currently able to make the most of her moment. Whether their men are paying for company (Abi Clancy), babies (Irina), or sadly, medical treatment (Noemie Lenoir), life with a footballer isn’t necessarily everything it’s cracked up to be.
As for you, Ilary Blasi, you’ve single-handedly rendered Italian Vanity Fair unreadable with your hotness and marital stability. We should hate you. But dammit, woman, we just want to be you.
Image via Splash News
- While Victoria Beckham looks rather bad ass smoking a cigar at a beach house in Malibu this weekend, her hubby David’s been named in Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Hall of Fame. In an interview Becks names his favourite items of clothing as Dior Jeans and a white t-shirt.
- Vanessa Perroncel has spoken out -for free - in an extensive story with the Guardian and she tells a very different story than what most people have heard about the whole John Terry/Wayne Bridge love and lust trifecta. Definitely worth a read.
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Continuing our series of questioning the fash-choices of the rich, good-looking and fabulous because we’ve nothing better to do: here’s the sexy-as Zambro and wifey demonstrating what happens when held at gunpoint. Or, when heading for an audition as extras in the new film, When Blind Cowboys Go Shopping In The Dark, Now With Extra Ruffles & Reptilians!
Nani and Daniela Martins out for dinner at San Carlos in Manchester last night.
It’s one of those Fridays. You know the ones when the hangover has a hangover? As such, we’re predicting the quality of “news” today is likely to range from just above monkeys with typewriters to just below toddlers with scribble pads.
Moving on: we’re thinking of starting a new series for footballing couples that get dressed in the dark. Or possibly at gunpoint under severe threat of bodily harm.
Which leads us to Nani’s leather trousers.
And then quickly away from them. (We mentioned the pounding headaches and hangovers, yes?)
Much as we love this couple (we adore Daniela’s wagalicious and proud choices) - we have to brand them with our debut DAG stamp. Luckily, Nani & Dani are not alone in joining this elite group. More to come.
“He’s not her boyfriend…They’re not going out. It’s all a cover-up to keep photographers at bay.”
–Boxer Amir Khan blows up Cheryl Cole’s post-break up spot.
Ah, well. It was fun while it lasted.
UPDATE: Interestingly enough, Amir is denying that he told Grazia magazine that the relationship is a sham.
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