They’re hot, in love and sans various articles of clothing in the September issue of Vanity Fair Italia.
Oh, and Melissa is the proud new owner of a 1.8 carat, F colour Damiani solitaire. You read that right: Kevin-Prince liked it so much he put a modestly sized ring on it. K-PB was recently promoted to the F5 by yours truly, a decision we’re beginning to regret in light of Mr B’s lacklustre ring buying skillz.
Congrats to the happily nude couple!
A note of well wishes before we begin: Francesco Totti turned 36 last week. The patron saint of Speedos is a Libra: “Librans can be surprisingly energetic, though it is true that they dislike coarse, dirty work.”
Well that’s a shame. Happy belated though!
Neymar looks quite comfortable miming to that, doesn’t he? Do you think if we all collectively pray to the gods of great music, we can prevent him from embarking on a singing career?
We asked for Mario Gomez – not a massive pair of boobs.
Kickettes, since when did Lena’s body fully realise its voluminous self? Is her suddenly ample chest a figment of our imaginations, the fault of her dress or have Miss Gercke’s girls always been that bountiful and tautly compact?