We asked for Mario Gomez – not a massive pair of boobs.
Kickettes, since when did Lena’s body fully realise its voluminous self? Is her suddenly ample chest a figment of our imaginations, the fault of her dress or have Miss Gercke’s girls always been that bountiful and tautly compact?
Footballers’ wives have always known babies make great designer accessories. Not as good as a Birkin handbag, mind you, but fairly decent nonetheless.
Normally we think babies should be kept to their more common uses as snuggly vomiting cuddle monsters, but Caroline and Isabella’s coordinating outfits are tres cute.
Smart, Mrs Kakà. Shopping for two gives you a more legitimate reason to spend double the amount of money at Gucci.
We’re quick with news on this end if you can’t tell.
Anywho, if you only have five minutes of procrastination time pencilled in for the day, you’re in luck because we only have five can’t miss stories from the weekend. Make yourself a cuppa (or make someone make you a cuppa), expect lots of air quotes and join us after the jump!
Google Translate has provided us with some gems over the years. Calling Yulia Voronin’s leopard jumpsuit of infamy a “stupid tiger costume” is certainly our favorite, but one that resulted from a description of Sylvie van der Vaart’s dress above make us chuckle just as much: Purple Mullet. It’s not inaccurate.
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