We’re quick with news on this end if you can’t tell.
Anywho, if you only have five minutes of procrastination time pencilled in for the day, you’re in luck because we only have five can’t miss stories from the weekend. Make yourself a cuppa (or make someone make you a cuppa), expect lots of air quotes and join us after the jump!
Google Translate has provided us with some gems over the years. Calling Yulia Voronin’s leopard jumpsuit of infamy a “stupid tiger costume” is certainly our favorite, but one that resulted from a description of Sylvie van der Vaart’s dress above make us chuckle just as much: Purple Mullet. It’s not inaccurate.
Here’s Raffaella Fico runway modelling in a bikini at a Milan Fashion Week show over the weekend.
Not sure about you Kickettes, but by this stage of pregnancy (ie, more than 1 hour, ie six months deep), isn’t it the law that one should be on the white suede chaise lounge being fed grapes and a wide assortment of bonbons whilst a random shirtless man turns the pages of Vogue for you to read?