Welcome To The Club: Oksana Andersson
New LA Galaxy player, Christian Wilhelmsson, has a very hawt wife.
So hawt, in fact, that there’s barely any PG-13 rated pics of her on the internet.
She’ll fit in just fine in Los Angeles.
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Harper Beckham: Queen Babybitcher
Just look at that exquisite eye scowl (full Kickette Vocab definition here). Harper Seven has a bright future ahead of her.
Jessica Lawlor: Stephen’s Ireland Issues Are “Water Under The Bridge And Stuff”
Images: Cork Independent.
It’s no secret that Stephen Ireland and the mainstream media are not bezzie mates. After all, his chavtastic cars and homes have been well documented and ruthlessly mocked, but he’s perhaps most well known for flagrantly fabricating the deaths of his relatives – plural – just to avoid being collared on a trip with the national team.
Little did we know, though, that he and the Irish FA/Giovani Trapattoni/etc made amends over an extra frothy cappucino and some choco-chip biscotti. At least, that’s what Jessica Lawlor would like us to imagine.
Richard Kingson: His Wife Is Not A Witch
Image: Google.
First Adelaide Kingson was a witch who used black magic to sabotage her goalkeeping husband’s time in the Prem, then she wasn’t, then it was the false spirits’ faults and now she can’t even recall going TV to explain how she used her “evil powers to trouble” her husband.
Other important points of this story: the former Blackpool player’s wife initially claimed to have put a hex on her husband’s skillz, she went as far as making Richard impotent just for funsies, we don’t know why she’d want to do that, Adelaide no longer poses any immediate threat to her partner since her inner demons vanished and Richard should sleep with one eye open at all times just in case.
Irina Shayk: In Paris, Avec Chanel
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