Images: Ufficio Stampa.
Speaking to Tgcom24 at Milan’s Fashion’s Night Out last week, Mrs Francesco Totti once again felt compelled to deny that she and the AS Roma captain were expecting a third.
They say time heals all wounds, but our relief at this news proves otherwise. Maybe we haven’t gotten past the time Ms Blasi boasted about denying her kids their god given right to presents?
“Cristian and Chanel have a different standard of living to most children.. I really want them to understand the value of what they have, I want them to realise how lucky they are. An example? Gifts only at Christmas and birthdays.”
Nope, we haven’t. Is that not the cruelest approach to child-rearing you’ve ever heard, Kickettes?
Yes, that is wee Harper walking the catwalk. We. Die. Images via @victoriabeckham, Style.com, FameFlynet Pictures, & Peter Michael Dills/Getty Images North America
With the scent of Diptyque’s Feu de Bois in the air, Victoria Beckham showed her Spring 2013 collection at the New York Public Library yesterday morning.
It was by many accounts, her most advanced and sophisticated collection to date. So much so that our snarkometers officially clocked in at zero when all was said and done.
Nagore, while we admire your exceptional pins of tanned and toned glory, we are not down with the fringed Bedazzler pyjama party look you were rocking last night in Madrid. Better luck next time. Now go see your husband. He’s been looking way too hot to be left on his own for long.
As for you, Victoria, we get it. Orange. It’s back. It’s fabulous. So are you and your fishtail braid. We get it, but it doesn’t mean we like it.
Over to you, Kickettes.
Breakfast In Bed, Craig Levein’s: Speaking about his unofficial role as the Scotland NT manager’s pet player, James Morrison confirmed to The Telegraph, “That’s all I can say. I give him breakfast in bed.” To keep things in context, Morrison admitted his gaffer might play favourites with him, but it’s only ‘cos he needs the confidence. Yeah. Sure James. Whatever you say.