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The Brothers Sneijder: Jeffrey, Rodney & Wesley


The Inter Milan footballer’s siblings are much more fun to stare at than Yolanthe’s. Image: © PRO SHOTS.

Style Files: Victoria Beckham Spring 2013


Yes, that is wee Harper walking the catwalk. We. Die. Images via @victoriabeckham, Style.com, FameFlynet Pictures, & Peter Michael Dills/Getty Images North America

With the scent of Diptyque’s Feu de Bois in the air, Victoria Beckham showed her Spring 2013 collection at the New York Public Library yesterday morning.

It was by many accounts, her most advanced and sophisticated collection to date. So much so that our snarkometers officially clocked in at zero when all was said and done.


Fashion’s Night Out Face Off: Nagore Aranburu vs Victoria Beckham


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Nagore, while we admire your exceptional pins of tanned and toned glory, we are not down with the fringed Bedazzler pyjama party look you were rocking last night in Madrid. Better luck next time. Now go see your husband. He’s been looking way too hot to be left on his own for long.

As for you, Victoria, we get it. Orange. It’s back. It’s fabulous. So are you and your fishtail braid. We get it, but it doesn’t mean we like it.

Over to you, Kickettes.

Off Pitch Exploits: Good Week/Bad Week


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Breakfast In Bed, Craig Levein’s: Speaking about his unofficial role as the Scotland NT manager’s pet player, James Morrison confirmed to The Telegraph“That’s all I can say. I give him breakfast in bed.” To keep things in context, Morrison admitted his gaffer might play favourites with him, but it’s only ‘cos he needs the confidence. Yeah. Sure James. Whatever you say.


Carly Cole: On Twitter? Expecting Another?


Maybe you have noticed that Carly Cole, wife of Joe, is on Twitter Kickettes?

Don’t beat yourselves up, we didn’t either.

Reader Soledad writes in:

“There have been many fakes before, all posting what seem to be private pics, but they all disappeared. Now there is a new one, and she claims to be having a new Cole baby next month.”

Hmmm….first time we’re hearing this news, but could in theory make sense, since Carly has been missing in action since Joey moved their family to France last August.

What about the rest of our Kickette Army? Can anyone confirm or deny if the Cole brood is expanding? If Carly is expected to pop sometime soon, will baby number two set a new world magazine cover record (stealing the crown from his/her older sister Ruby, who made her Hello! debut at 10 days old)?