Kai Rooney: Nou Reason To Panic
Truth be told, little Kai has quite the kit collection for a kid his age. Image: WENN.
The message boards and gossip watchers are buzzing after Lecturas first published [Ed. Note: hellow - always the rumour starters] “news” of a new couple: Barcelona defender, Dani Alves, and supermodel, Bar Rafaeli. After they allegedly met at a party he bombarded her with texts until she agreed to go out with him. Or, possibly he just showed her his abs and she immediately acquiesced.
You might recall that Alves and his wife split up about a year ago, which would’ve cleared the way for he and Bar’s supposed friendship to blossom into a fully blown going-steady-for-four-months-now relationship. That is, of course, if Lecturas’ claims had actually been true and not just some hogwash like Alves insisted on Twitter this afternoon. And…scene.
On a seperate note, how great is the word, “allegedly”? It’s like a magic eraser phrase that says, “don’t sue” so nicely.
Our bish, please detectors have been in a fantastic frenzy since last week, when we first heard of the rumoured rift between Victoria Beckham and the soon-to-be-ex Mrs Tom Cruise supposedly caused by a New York Fashion Week scheduling conflict.
Not because we didn’t believe these “former friends” have really parted ways, as Katie Nicholl reports, but because we’re positive Lady Victoria couldn’t care less about whatever Katie’s pet fashion project has going on. At any moment of the year, let alone during NYFW.
Over to you and yours, Miss Nicholl.
Because no WAG worth her salt would head out for a strenuous calorie-burning sesh without a designer good (or two) in tow, which post-workout look do you prefer:
A fresh-faced Alex Gerrard in a grey and pink tank/bra, black spandex and cream coloured Alexander Wang bag,
or
A visibly sweaty Coleen Rooney in an all black trackie, spandex and YSL clutch ensemble?
We have an announcement.
In less than a fortnight, bathing suit season will officially be over and we can eat desserts again.
So much to look forward to in September, we can hardly wait!
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