Dear Lara “Miss Overkill On The Makeup” Alvarez,
You’re taking the Donna Karan Spring 2012 lipstick inspiration to a whole new (terrible) level. Please seek some application advice from Irina Shayk at your earliest convenience.
We know. We can’t believe we said that either. But it’s true.
xo Kickette
Even though it’s late on Friday, we just had to share this story of Vicky B – as told by the woman herself to Vanity Fair – forgetting to pack an essential during a semi-recent school run.
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What would a day at the races be without a few (former and current) Manchester United players?
Probably a less profitable one, as lordy these lads like to gamble.
Only three ‘ballers braved yesterday’s rain in their Chester Races suited finery: Darren Fletcher (with wife, Hayley Grice), Wayne Rooney (also joined by his wife, Coleen) and ex-United teammate/current Sunderland player Wes Brown (who went without Leanne Wassell).
Despite Wayne having the hook-me-up-bookie glint in his eye, he and Col’s horse Pippy came in dead last. Presumably they then retreated home to read “Chicken Soup for the Lighter Pockets’ Souls” in each of their His & Hers walk-in shoe closets.
Judging by these photos, who do you think had a better time at the Derby della Madonnina?
As we all know, life in the spotlight can be hectic and invasive of one’s privacy. The best way to deal the stresses of public life? Mingle with the normies, like Barbara Berlusconi did amongst a sea of sad faces in the San Siro’s packed stands.
In contrast, Kevin-Prince Boateng’s girlfriend, Melissa Satta spent her 90 minutes stuffing her face with prosciutto paninis on the VIP terrace. The lack of leftovers should sum up her Sunday match viewing experience.
Well, Kickettes. Barbara or Melissa?
Dear Lara “Miss Overkill On The Makeup” Alvarez,
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