Happy Birthday, Xabi baby. 31 looks good on you, as it should after the big year you’ve had. What, with winning the La Liga title, successfully
defending the SNT’s European championship, being one half of footy’s power couple of the year and evolving into the all-time GQMF-ing boss and all.
In a serendipitous moment, WAG and footballer BNO staple, Mahiki in London, also celebrated a birthday on 25 November – six years of hosting champagne toasts with skeevies, skankettes and the players who love both in equal doses.
Truly, what a day it is for celebrations, Kickettes!
In another case of old relationships coming back to haunt you, Danny Simpson’s baby mamma Stephanie (who claims to be pregnant with their second child) has accused him of cheating on her with pop songstress, sex tapestress and X Factor judgestress, Tulisa, towards the end of their relationship. Separately, Krystal Benjamin (his alleged side, side piece) accused the right back of cheating on Stephanie throughout their 10 month long fling (which supposedly included jibberish sexts and free flights to the Southampton home he shared with Stephanie for late night romps). Jenny Thompson is also mixed up in the mess (and also pregnant, but not with his child) because – c’mon – how could she not be involved in this love quadrangle somehow?
Over the weekend Danny finally went on the public defense, insisting everyone around him knows the truth about these sordid tabloid stories.
It’s safe to say these allegations have really taken the jam out of gossip-loving doughnut this morning.
Images: Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images Europe.
Malena Costa is on a major upgrade thanks to the white-carpet glamazon look she wore to last night’s Marie Claire Prix de la Moda Awards 2012 in Madrid. Though Mario Suárez’s girlfriend (who’s probably better known as Carles Puyol’s ex) failed to nab a gong at the industry honouring event – unlike another model and La Liga WAG did at last year’s fete – this is the best Miss Costa’s ever looked on a carpet of any colour.
Now, we weren’t terribly impressed by the fake bake quality on the visage, but Malena could’ve just been plastered and in the presence of a bad flash bulb. Plus, her hair was so telly commercial-worthy that we really can’t hate.
What do you think, Kickettes? Would you upgrade Malena Costa, too?
Image: Indigo/Getty Images.
On Monday the Manchester United Foundation’s Ladies Lunch was held, and several footballers’ wives, fiancées and girlfriends sashayed down the red carpet, pouting and posing to their hearts’ content along the way.
We admit, her neck has been photoshopped to the point of deformity. But dayum does Iker’s chick know how to turn a good cover out when it counts.
We still have hate for the crystal body shenanigans, though.