We can all rest easier, take that vacation, and just exhale, now that the Beckhams have found a house in LA.
Victoria flew into LAX on Saturday to take care of business and sign the contracts. Question: couldn’t they just have the paperwork faxed over? Did she have to fly to LA in a nippletastic outfit? Perhaps that was included in the contract terms.
The house costs between £10 -£15 million and was described as “modern, airy, very light and spacious with lots of windows,” by a source close to the Beckhams. Let us state for the record that we sincerely hope no one paid that source for this useless piece of information. Isn’t that description fairly gosh durn obvious?
Perhaps if that wasn’t put on record, many innocent people would be concerned that the Beckhams would choose a hovel with no windows and an outdoor loo as their place of residence in LA.
If anyone would like to hire us for some expert insider quotes, please take this one as an example of our skillset: The Beckhams bought a house they really like. It is big.”
Cheryl Cole has publicly admitted to having a bit of a jones for her hubby Ashley Cole’s boss, Jose Mourinho.
We just don’t see it. Not in this lifetime anyway, but to each their own.
Cheryl says it’s his arrogance that gives her the vibes.
“He’s definitely got something about him. He has a presence and a lot of charisma and I think everybody loves a little bit of bad-boy arrogance. He’s stylish and a little bit older, so yes, I’ve got a twinkle in my eye for him.”
Insert your own: gee, wonder why she fell for Ashley jibe here. Was it the bad boy arrogance? The style? The overtly masculine name? You decide.
Link: Cheryl Cole Has The Hots
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£4,000 a month posing as the poshed one, but spends about £70,000 a year keeping up with Victoria. We’re not math genuises, but isn’t that leaving you out of pocket by a good twenty-odd grand? Isn’t that money you could spend renting a small studio flat near Freddie Ljungberg and stalking the crap out of him instead?
Link: She’s Spend 70K to Look Like Posh
“I became obsessed with what I looked like…
I would look in the mirror and check the size of my bottom, see if my double chin was getting smaller.
I began living on vegetables and nothing else. But it never occurred to me that I had an eating disorder.“
Suffering from the curse that is the WAGs Boutique relationship destructor of programming hell, Nicola T and Bobby Zamora have split after a two year love-in.
This follows Stewart Downing and Michaela Henderson-Tynne and Cassie Sumner and Michael Essien, all of whom have hit the wall since the show aired. The program is actually damaging to relationships, people.
After hearing rumours that Bobby was cheating on her, tabloids are reporting that Nicola instigated the dumping. It was only a week ago that she was blathering on in OK! magazine about how great their relationship was. Quotes of interest? Bobby insisting Nicola didn’t have anything to worry about when asked about other women and Nicola saying marriage was on the cards for the two.
Friends of Bobby insist they have split over typical relationship issues like not spending much time together, not because Bobby was up to no good.