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Catfight: Jordan and Victoria Beckham

Jordan (Page 3/Playboy/Glamour model/Reality TV star/Etc)  has been sticking the knife into Victoria Beckham during her first major US television interview.

Bit of bg: Jordan and Victoria first got up in each others grill about 6 years ago, when Victoria was working with Jordan’s then-boyfriend, Dane Bowers. 

Victoria found Jordan classless and trashy, sang “who let the dogs out” when Jordan walked by, and generally disapproved of her existence. Jordan claimed David Beckham had the hots for her, that VB was a hypocrite for not admitting to plastic surgery and slammed her for being “too posh to push” when she had her children by C section.

Good stuff, this.

With the news that Jordan’s reality TV series has been optioned by E! television, one has to wonder what Victoria is thinking about the whole thing.  Some tabloids are reporting that she’s thrilled for Jordan and looking to put the past behind them and become mates in the US.  Obviously that’s complete tat.

Especially after Jordan threw down a doozey of a gauntlet at a champagne launch party in Hollywood where she told execs: “Posh is about as exciting as a dead fish.“

Then, on an Extra TV broadcast, she pretended to have never heard of Victoria and David, before her hubby Peter said that Jordan was better looking than Victoria.

Jordan’s response: “It’s not hard to be better looking than her, is it really?“ 

And the final dig: “She’s just a footballers’ wife.“

Victoria, please do the right thing. And by right thing, we mean retaliate publicly and with some sort of entertaining weapon like a can of spray foundation.

Link: British Cat Fight

WAG Watch: Elen Rives and the MIL

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Elen Rives is our shopping idol. She. Can. Not. Be. Stopped.  This time she’s out with mother-in-law, Pat, hitting the shops in London.

Coleen’s 21st: The WAGs in Attendance

Sherree Murphy, Nicola Carragher, Justine Mills (owner of designer boutique Cricket), Coleen McLoughlin, Alex Curran and Abi Clancy

Justine: Listen up bitches, I don’t want any of these clothes returned to the shop with beer, lipstick or other unidentified stains on them.  I’m looking at you, Clancy.

Abi: Whatever, Justine.  I’m skinnier than you and fabulously happy.  Look how fabulously happy I look.

Alex: I’m the fabulously happy star here.  I know it.  You know it.  Even with my bloated carb face, I am the queen.  No one else can wear an aubergine set of drapes like this. 

Sheree: Stop fighting girls, this is Coleen’s night.

Alex: Oh, go back to your typist job at Manpower, Sheree.  This is a party, not a gathering around the water cooler.

Sheree: I’m wearing Chloe, darling, which trumps your Philip Armstrong fabric concoction. By the way, have you seen my husband’s bottom? It’s like a peach, I promise you. 

Alex: Stop touching me Abi.  Stop trying to push your way into the picture.

Abi: I wouldn’t have to touch you if you’d give me a little space.  Stop bogarting the pose.

Alex: I swear, if I had hands, I would scratch your eyes out.

Justine: Speaking of hands Nicola, yours are making me uncomfortable. 

Coleen: I would kill for a cheeseburger.  Maybe I can get Wayne to make a run to Mickey-D’s.

Brooklyn Beckham vs The Papparrazzi

God, we love this kid.

At what point do you think he’ll realise it’s his mother courting the paparazzi?  Here’s a clue, Brooklyn: she’s wearing insane boots and no bra.  Good luck, kiddo.

BFF: Victoria Beckham and J-Lo

Our “bitch please“ detectors started going off when we first heard of Victoria Beckham’s friendship with Jennifer Lopez.

But it appears these two are actually very pally.  Move over Katie Holmes, your reign is over sweetheart.

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